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In addition to your diploma, you will receive:
- Big Fat Name for your Resume
- Contemptuous Laugh
- Distaste for the middle class
- Tendency to say "i.e." and "sans" at McDonalds
- Distaste for Parents
- Designer Drug Paraphernalia
- Ability to add "post-" to words without irony.
- Dedicated Therapist
- Unopened copy of Also sprach Zarathustra
Grab bag: Designer drugs,
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