In addition to your diploma, you will receive:
  • Big Fat Name for your Resume
  • Contemptuous Laugh
  • Distaste for the middle class
  • Tendency to say "i.e." and "sans" at McDonalds
  • Distaste for Parents
  • Designer Drug Paraphernalia
  • Ability to add "post-" to words without irony.
  • Dedicated Therapist
  • Unopened copy of Also sprach Zarathustra

Grab bag: Designer drugs,