Edward Constance Hollenfoulner IV
Year: Graduate Student English
Dissertation: The Lugubrious Prose of Chester Tindendale
Job: Pool boy for Prof. E.K. Lipenmartin.
TA: Survey of Anthologies of British Literatures
Activities: I'm looking for that one student, probably from the inner city, on scholarship, or maybe he's a janitor, a mind I can open and dump the contents of the theory I pour over each night, someone whose private journal I can steal and editing it, A discovery, a disciple whom I can call "Dawg"!
Fav. thing about Bunkford: Certainly the ambitious and vocal Bunkford women who are protest for the inalienable right of the men's magazine to come to campus and photograph coeds.