Welcome to Bunkford

An Ivy League school without the overblown, elitist academic component. Perfect for celebrity children and international rich brats. Send us your spoiled kids. No "old school" patriarchal "Great Books" requirement here. We deal with a progressive, yet rigorous, no requirements philosophy. (Please note, despite the recent "Nightline" expose, John Bunkford, a God-fearing Unitarian, only profited indirectly from slavery. In a generous act of reparation, Bunkford is awarding a "Middle Passage" scholarship, to qualifying African Americans who maintain varsity status on any of the school's major sports teams.)