In addition to your diploma, you will Receive:
  • Tights
  • Porcelain comedy-tragedy masks for wall
  • Dance shoes
  • Nose ring
  • Waitress outfit
  • Attitude
  • Morrissey CDs in your Nine Inch Nails jewel boxes
  • Tendency to call most experiences "un-be-lievable"
  • Numb, apathetic demeanor
  • Mostly black wardrobe
grab bag: Heroine habit, bulimia, gay friends
(or any combination of the above)