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In addition to your diploma, you will Receive:
- Tights
- Porcelain comedy-tragedy masks for wall
- Dance shoes
- Nose ring
- Waitress outfit
- Attitude
- Morrissey CDs in your Nine Inch Nails jewel boxes
- Tendency to call most experiences "un-be-lievable"
- Numb, apathetic demeanor
- Mostly black wardrobe
grab bag: Heroine habit, bulimia, gay friends (or any combination of the above)
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