Art 203: Porch-yard Painting:
Here our artists in residence teach you to do the work most in demand. Airbrush unicorns on RV's, paint house numbers, write menus on sandwich boards. (Pre-requisite for Tattoos 201.)

Theater 101: Advanced Hostessing. Following the Stanislowskawitz school of greeting patrons of restaurants, learn how to land the money roles on Broadway.

Art 270B: Portraiture
Learn the latest Photoshop techniques for hair, blemish, and scar removal. Learn how to add blush, lift cheeks, and remove sucker bites, blackheads, and even mutant digits using state of the art drafting equipment.

Dance 201: Line Leader
Learn how to lead crowds of tipsy, stumbling, uncoordinated guests in line dancing at weddings and parties. Covers everything from the Electric Slide to Macarena.