Study Program: Southern Alabama, Georgia because the south ain't all the same.
On the road: (48 states in three weeks) freight school. Your cab is your classroom and the road and a beefy licensed trucker are your teacher.
Honors program (or low aptitude): Hazardous materials
Nutrition Certificate: Helping fat men and women survive on Salt, Jerky, and Joe.
Dining Facilities: Silver Truck Refectory

We aint gots no football team, but a bunch of the guys play softball on the weekends, and then drink beer down at the Mug and Jug. It ain't nothin official, but some nights we get rowdy and sing the school song -