Bunk Trade College:

Ever feel like you aint smart enough for college? We'll, it's probably because you ain't. No shame in admittin' that - it's like a skunk admittin' it stinks. Or maybe you got the brains, but you just ain't motivated enough. Or maybe, heck, we don't care. If you don't feel like regular online diplomas aren't for you, come on down to Bunk Trade College. We gots excellent uncertified and unbonded programs in Massage Therapy, Paralegality, Veterinary Assistantude, and Snow Plow Maintenance Technician.

This county's best trade school! Learn how to repair phones, program VCRs, and get free cable. We've got an extensive computer operations certificate program, featuring how to use Microsoft Office, Word and Excel. Check out our advanced degrees in copy machine repair and billing. We give students the practical skills they need to make it in this wired world.

  • Low motivation, high manual dexterity students
  • Good monosyllabic communication skills
  • Cro-magnun browline.
  • SAT: need not apply