Courses
Course, there's always Basic Machine Tooling. You spend a week with ol' Tony, the "perfesser," you'll know more than you ever wanted to about the drill press, tire steamer, press drill, drill steamer, and the difficult-to-master tire press.

Course, if that's not your cup of mud, we also got Bus Drivin'. Learn to drive a bus. School or otherwise, it's all the same. Learn to turn the wheel, open the door, collect the change / apple, and pass out frozen bananas to the kids at Eastertime. 3 credit hours.

We teach you funda-mentals of pullin' down a hourly rate $100 higher than those Bunkford prisses.

    Other courses:
  • Finance: Hourly Billing (mandatory)
  • Physucks: Front End Loader Lab
  • Seminar: Dump vs Big Rig (motocross)
  • Anatomy: The gut, the crack, and the repeated motion injury
  • Music: Whistlin' at broads from construction sites
  • International Business: Cement galoshes and Ethnic Arbitration