Courses
Course, there's always Basic Machine Tooling. You spend a week with ol' Tony, the "perfesser," you'll know more than you ever wanted to about the drill press, tire steamer, press drill, drill steamer, and the difficult-to-master tire press.
Course, if that's not your cup of mud, we also got Bus Drivin'. Learn to drive a bus. School or otherwise, it's all the same. Learn to turn the wheel, open the door, collect the change / apple, and pass out frozen bananas to the kids at Eastertime. 3 credit hours.
We teach you funda-mentals of pullin' down a hourly rate $100 higher than those Bunkford prisses.
Other courses:
- Finance: Hourly Billing (mandatory)
- Physucks: Front End Loader Lab
- Seminar: Dump vs Big Rig (motocross)
- Anatomy: The gut, the crack, and the repeated motion injury
- Music: Whistlin' at broads from construction sites
- International Business: Cement galoshes and Ethnic Arbitration
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