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O Mai Gut Defense
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| 1. Assume the slowchi stance. |
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| 2. Sumfren attemps a lo-blo. |
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| 3. Step back and double over in pain, before contact is made. |
| 4. Stay collapsed. Try to appear deeply wounded. |
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| 5. Complain for years, now and then holding your stomach and saying, "Kidneys ain't what they used to be." |
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The Five Fingered Flip-Off
Sometimes an act of agression can be as simple as wave.
O Sensei (great teacher) Tso Tsu Me explained, "With a wave you can give the bird with all five fingers at once."
- Assume the slow-chi stance.
- Wait for sumfren to say some openly agressive remark, such as:
How's your kung-fu going? Has it made you a Ra-man yet?
- Answer with a short, sharp wave, communicating both "You are so funny" and "I wonder how funny you'd be if I went Ming dynasty on your ass."
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