Along with your diploma, you'll receive:
  • Sarah Bunk knee-highs
  • Leg hair
  • Quilt
  • Camomile tea
  • Sandalwood perfume
  • Blood-stained copy of The Bell Jar
  • Georgia O'Keeffe prints
  • Ticket stubs for The Vagina Monologues
  • Smudge stick
  • Permanantly stained whiteboard
  • Martha Stewart ribboned message board
  • Piles of greasy scrunchies