A knife is a simple device. A few inches of steel - one edge sharp, one blunt. Perhaps the division of these sides reveals its sole purpose. On January 4, 1991, after cutting though some grade C steak in the meal hall, one such knife cut through my cellmate. From that moment, I was cut off from any human contact.
 Needless to say, I did not look forward to a new roommate.
 When the door clanked open and those shiny new prison shoes trudged in, I looked up to see a scarred face, worn-out like an old knapsack.
 "Hey," I mumbled, not even smiling.
 "Hello, I'm Harry." The man stretched out a huge, muscular hand.
 "There's your bunk," I said. "What're you in for?"
 "Strangling my doctor."
  I flung my arms wide. "Me, too! Orthopedic Surgeon?"
"No, Podiatrist."
 I felt stymied. My hands tensed, but then it occurred to me: "Same difference."
 From that day on, I made Harry feel at home, and we soon found that we shared similar tastes in dogs, Yanni, and places to ditch bodies.
 So it is: a knife divides; strangle wire binds.

--by Bobby "Asphixiator" Buxler (with help from Harry)