It's not easy being the new fish, as Mickey learned in his first weeks at San Quentin. The guards singled him out for some "re-education" and the inmates made him play "Singled Out" to meet his new significant other. On top of all that, he just didn't feel like one of the guys. He was a different shaped link in the chain gang… That is until he got himself a sack full of forks, shattered Warden Daley's collection of Hardee's jelly jars, and ruptured a guard's spleen. Now, instead of cat calls when he walks down the lunch room aisles, Mickey just hears the other men, crying like bitches.		Coming Next Week: Chicken Soup for the Klan