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In addition to your diploma, you will Receive:
- Dog tags
- Gas mask
- Mustard Gas-stained copy of the Art of War
- Dog-eared copy of Zen and the Art of Humvee Maintenance
- Tattoo of Platoon number
- Oliver-Stone like paranoia
- Window sticker: Semper Fi, dude or die
- Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
Grab bag: STD, shrapnel wounds, souvenirs from Base Hellacold, Alaska
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