Basic Training
Obedience
One of the keys to success in the military and in life is obedience to your superiors. Obedience to every order, no matter how foolish or dangerous it may seem to you. Remember this, gentlemen - it's not your call! In this course, you WILL extinguish your individuality and humanity by sitting, standing, heeling, and eating on command!
One Final Exam: Blindfold Minefield Dash (no bluebooks nec.)

Discretion
In modern times, discretion has become integral to the military process. In this course, you WILL learn the basics of document shredding, basics of the "thin green line" theory, and study important media-exaggerated events such as Tailhook, Tailbait, and Tailhound.