The Ballad of WorkstudySeth
  Fri Mar 06 05:30:44 +0000 2009    
2 column view just hired me as his "social networking" assisstant, sez all i have to do is  twitter, facebook, & bookmarx.  its a resume builder, seth    
  Fri Mar 06 05:32:22 +0000 2009    
  sez i can call him coach, he calls me seth youtube.  my names seth yoo.  he seems to think he invented that joke, best not pop that bubble    
  Fri Mar 06 05:34:06 +0000 2009    
  haz not made real clear my job duties, but sez i might have to give up some evenings cuz he thinks its better to update late at night (sy)    
  Fri Mar 06 05:36:20 +0000 2009    
  doz not seem to ve cleaned this office in 6-7 semesters, random memo from faculty meeting May 05 i found on hiz desk, not my job 2 care (sy)    
  Fri Mar 06 05:37:04 +0000 2009    
  jus told me im posting 2 much, need to spread em out, and watch grammar films (sy)    
  Fri Mar 06 05:39:01 +0000 2009    
  haz a funny way of implying my heart may not be in the work -- what ev. (seth)    
  Fri Mar 06 05:43:12 +0000 2009    
  is standing over my shoulder correcting my grammar as a write-- I write this. thanks (sy)    
  Fri Mar 06 06:03:28 +0000 2009    
  sez his work study funds r limited but if i keep up his updates theres one knock-out letter of rec ready 4 when i apply 2 grad skool. (Seth)    
  Fri Mar 06 06:17:43 +0000 2009    
  @netwurker marino sed i was to refer to you as mis mez & that i should o*n[l*y t-y+p 2 u in p^nc+08#n m(ar* --will t-e77 him u gave 2 points    
  Fri Mar 06 06:30:22 +0000 2009    
  @netwurker ( @@ )    (@@  )      (  @@)     (@@  )   -- im kee7in%  a^  3y3  0^  u ms. mez -- u  =  +r!Ky  (ok brain hurtz)    
  Fri Mar 06 18:45:58 +0000 2009    
  came in this a.m. looking a little green, sez he now knows why they call that pizza place Shakeyz  (Seth)    
  Fri Mar 06 21:00:28 +0000 2009    
  @mwesch hmm, just tried to use it to search for an image that I found on the front page of their website, and it couldn't find it?    
  Wed Mar 11 15:53:44 +0000 2009    
  seems to think hez making a fashion statement with hiz Mossimo couture #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 11 16:40:11 +0000 2009    
  told me he x-pex me to handle his social networking over spring break -- iz ther wifi in cabo? #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 11 17:55:22 +0000 2009    
  @hrheingold awesome.  Seems like it fits well into this -->    
  Wed Mar 11 19:07:58 +0000 2009    
  @hrheingold I look forward to more sprouts to come.  Did they need much support for figuring out Sprout building?    
  Wed Mar 11 21:16:21 +0000 2009    
  @hrheingold most excellent.   hmm.  ideas brewing.... widgets are coming....    
  Thu Mar 12 03:24:03 +0000 2009    
  just askd me 2 add the tag of "Web 2.0" to every single page hez bookmarkd? & I still havnt seen lastnights idol #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 12 06:44:31 +0000 2009    
  @christydena Check this out:  Nice!    
  Thu Mar 12 06:53:27 +0000 2009    
  @christydena BTW, @jeremydouglass also likes the hashtag idea, so we can go with whatever you'd like: writresponse, writert, other?    
  Thu Mar 12 06:54:27 +0000 2009    
  @christydena and only a matter of time before @jeremydouglass is on the cover of Wired! Or reinvents it as an 8bit nano-mag.    
  Thu Mar 12 06:58:27 +0000 2009    
  @christydena What! When? Where? Woo! Hoo! WRT is taken. WRTh? WeRT? WRiTh? other?    
  Fri Mar 13 03:36:53 +0000 2009    
  asks me, "Do you see any link between Bluetooth handzfree earpieces and Twitter?" Turnz out he was talking on the phone! #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 13 03:44:05 +0000 2009    
  told me 2 share this link of @jeremydouglass #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 13 04:09:52 +0000 2009    
  wantz me to tinker with twitter and see what happenz... itz m-a-zing I evr study.  #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 13 04:11:50 +0000 2009    
  just IM-ed me to quit my whynin.  & he cant update hiz own twitter y? #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 13 04:13:31 +0000 2009    
  just told me an othr of hiz passwords -- thiz will mean mor work 4 shor #workstudyseth    
  Sat Mar 14 04:08:19 +0000 2009    
  iz secretly afraid of Jason Segel (tht guy iz hilar-eous, but Marino sez hez big n oafish) #workstudyseth    
  Sat Mar 14 04:16:36 +0000 2009    
  waz goin on-and-on about "Oulipo" "text reverser" "text analytics" on thiz thing: #workstudyseth    
  Sat Mar 14 04:21:52 +0000 2009    
  @hrheingold ok, one more link (lighterside):    
  Tue Mar 17 05:17:03 +0000 2009    
  1st nite in cabo (almost) plane delayd stuck n pheenix -- still got to b a playa of Rayman Raving Rabbids on the DS  yeah!  #workstudyseth    
  Tue Mar 17 05:20:45 +0000 2009    
  finally found a place to stay - Motel 6 Phoenix North - Bell Road, Phoenix, AZ - #workstudyseth    
  Tue Mar 17 05:22:52 +0000 2009    
  anybody no good eatz n pheenix open late? think the prezels on plane ($3) had sum peanut dust -- feelin flushd #workstudyseth    
  Tue Mar 17 16:01:41 +0000 2009    
  woh. head-8. whoz futon iz this? #workstudyseth    
  Tue Mar 17 16:02:32 +0000 2009    
  oh. #workstudyseth    
  Tue Mar 17 16:03:35 +0000 2009    
  gottagetme 2 the pheenix errorport.  need 2 bum a ride #workstudyseth    
  Tue Mar 17 16:05:25 +0000 2009    
  lil ol lady leavin her partment dressd n green, lookz sweet n helplike #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 15:59:49 +0000 2009    
  can i say it again. woh. #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 16:00:20 +0000 2009    
  pretty sur im @ a buz station #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 16:03:23 +0000 2009    
  pheenix, still in pheenix? #fb #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 16:05:50 +0000 2009    
  o, rite, pheenix i remember #workstudyseth #fb    
  Wed Mar 18 16:10:15 +0000 2009    
  so...the lil ole lady in green was goin 2 the patty day parade #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 16:15:52 +0000 2009    
  but the traffix waz sik.  we sat&sat&sat whyle flotes w greenaohcheerleadrz flotd by, marchin bandz louie louie #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 16:17:56 +0000 2009    
  no, not louie louie -- brother louie by... cant r-member modern somethin? neway traffix snarled @ 10ft lepricon pinata  #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 16:20:09 +0000 2009    
  out f corner f my i, i c grl in jeans, tattd out, wavin a "kizz me im irish and in an upsid-down morgage" flag #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 16:25:05 +0000 2009    
  & i decid 2 follow her into leav the lil ole lady gaz money -- barz a total dive #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 16:25:58 +0000 2009    
  i askd the bartendr "Do u take discresh?" he didnt get it -- sit down across from jeanz and tatts -- #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 16:30:43 +0000 2009    
  her: bean&cheeze burro  me:heavn stuffd poblano w8ress saz  #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 16:33:00 +0000 2009    
  "sorry were out f cheez"  we laff.  "ASU?" she saz? "No, SC." "o i no a guy who goz there...." (more l8er--my buz is here) #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 20:18:03 +0000 2009    
  srry. made it 2 flagztaf AZ.  gotta luv greyhound. -- so gotta rewind a lil #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 20:19:24 +0000 2009    
  when lil ole lady greenmachine waz drivin -- calld the errlines & they sed my ticket was no good bcuz #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 20:21:25 +0000 2009    
  changd the password on paypal accnt i used 4 the ticketz.  sed it didnt count as social networkin so i waz stuk in pheenix #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 20:23:36 +0000 2009    
  so lilolelady (named flo, btw) drove, parade, lepricon, grl with tatts, no cheez.   so i took out the asus eee to tweet #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 20:25:39 +0000 2009    
  tatt grl grabs my hand -- "whut r us doin?" "my job, ok?" "u r a tool," she sez.   "no i am a workstudy." "Same thing."  #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 20:29:13 +0000 2009    
  "tweetinz 4 chumpz" she sez & startz carvin into the table with a knife -- 2 starz.  walkz out & screamz, "I just 8 here"-- #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 20:31:34 +0000 2009    
  "Now thatz my netwurk."  "who r u? whatz ur deal?"  "Noe, animal rescue.  meet me back here @ 8." so i did.  #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 20:37:06 +0000 2009    
  went abut 8 hrz witout tweetin or twitterin or facebookin #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 20:39:04 +0000 2009    
  tatt grl showz up @ 830 with her Diego resQpack n sez shez goin 2 thiz thing @ the canyun n do i wanna come? #workstudyseth    
  Wed Mar 18 20:47:31 +0000 2009    
  iz about 2 catch a buz up 2 the Grand Canyun 2 follo the tatts to thiz thing? i made a map:  #workstudy    
  Thu Mar 19 04:16:51 +0000 2009    
  finalE arrivd in Grand Canyun.   tryd 2 call Marino bout PayPal. no dice.  think ive figurd the thing 2morro--   #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 04:19:01 +0000 2009    
  so Noe b4 i left handed me thiz artickle--"I Need a Virtual Break." - NYTimes via    
  Thu Mar 19 04:21:21 +0000 2009    
  red it and waz led  2 thiz --  Unplugged - Electrolicious   via #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 04:23:13 +0000 2009    
  then remembrd 1 f Noes tatts is a big 52 -- in old english but with a 3 taggd on top -- 352  so... #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 04:25:33 +0000 2009    
  thinkin that mayb tatt grl noe iz an unpluggd radical cult member. 352 dayz no -tech.  good person 2 follo 2 a giant chasm... #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 04:47:27 +0000 2009    
  in othr newz: cre8d a Pandora stayshun f my travelin bluz,  tunej 4 my advensure, listen up #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 17:52:51 +0000 2009    
  woak up @ the canyun -- chilly.  had 2 go back & read ole twitterz 2 figer out how i got here -- & why? more on that last ? soon  #works ...    
  Thu Mar 19 17:56:49 +0000 2009    
  so im@ this thing... like a luddite baptizm -- all thez kidz with ipodz & laptopz -- like burning man meetz SxSW  #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 17:59:18 +0000 2009    
  tonite Noe sez we're all supposd to throw our tech into the canyun & dance! i askd where r we goin 2 get music w/o our ipodz? #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 21:37:16 +0000 2009    
  hav 2 sneek 2  rangr stashun 2 get any kind of reception out here - plus theyre alwayz watchin 4 piopl sneakin a tech moment #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 21:38:38 +0000 2009    
  its hard 4 them 2 keep lookoutz,  have 2 use smoke signalz, very inefficient, tho they alwayz hav serviz -cept when it rainz #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 21:39:54 +0000 2009    
  all the piopl here have sorry storiez.. everyone has lost someone they lovd 2 social networkin #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 21:40:56 +0000 2009    
  therez the girl who lost her grandmother 2 second life, guy from woonsocket lost 4 friendz to diigo -- real frienz #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 21:42:28 +0000 2009    
  the twine of culpritz:social bookmarkin, ning, myspace -- tho less so thez dayz -- and fazebook.  fazebook might be the worst.#workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 21:43:39 +0000 2009    
  and here they all cluster in their little groupz -- the crowd, the crowd, the tagcrowd crowd #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 21:44:42 +0000 2009    
  the linkd-in piopl are the most deprezing -- frantically passin round  their little homemade buzinezz cardz #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 21:48:00 +0000 2009    
  at least the scrabulouz piople still have their scrabble boardz -- the twine folkz are over doing trust gamez, ropes coursez #workstudyseth    
  Thu Mar 19 21:49:43 +0000 2009    
  noe sez she cant wait 4 me 2 toss my asus into the canyun,  then ill be free (& out of a job,  but therez alwayz the library) #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 03:26:32 +0000 2009    
  ok the thing -- 'the netwurst middlemarch'-- iz tonite.  Thatz when i have 2 putup or shutup. sez noE --#workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 03:27:33 +0000 2009    
  i waz sittin there just a while ago -- cardigangirl sittin next 2 me sez -- & what bout u?  whats ur technolost? #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 03:29:11 +0000 2009    
  o, sez i, i just work 4 this prof who is a uzer...of tech. 'O, so you dont' sez she.  well, i uzed 2.  'spill' Final Fantasy #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 03:30:22 +0000 2009    
  cardigangirl laffs.  'no way.  well i waz networkin 4 somebody else, 2, character on a WB show -- back b4 the new CW'  #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 03:32:18 +0000 2009    
  WOW, sez i, thatz a newurkin a nonlife. 'like u,' sez she.  thatz different.  im netwurkin 4 a real person! Marinos a person. #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 03:33:49 +0000 2009    
  'no' screamz noe -- 'ur not people -- ur just an ip addrezz'-- & then she told us wed get ip addrezez 2 replace our namez #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 03:35:36 +0000 2009    
  that iz if i can do it -- if 2nite i thro thiz tiny (and affordably pricd) asus into the grand canyun in a rite of pazage. #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 05:07:10 +0000 2009    
  the netwurst middlemarch haz begun. have a few momentz b4 i have 2 go back, in the distance, slick-dezignd gadgets popping   #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 05:10:25 +0000 2009    
  noe sez itz my time 2 take a stand 2 thro off my shacklz of social networkin but then i wondr, how will i no who repliez  #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 05:16:30 +0000 2009    
  itz the pit & the pendulum, lady or tramp, that classik choice btwn the affection of a tatted vegetarian & fazebook friendz  #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 05:17:59 +0000 2009    
  just thot i herd sum 1 coming.  rangr dangr? not sure  #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 05:20:28 +0000 2009    
  u shlld c theze piopl -- when they toss over ther Blakberriez, iPlods, zunes, mac heirs, notebookz, odesseyz, -- #bliss #workstudyseth    
  Fri Mar 20 05:21:06 +0000 2009    
  wonderz do i thro my asus eee (so small&sweet) in the canyun or do i juzt go back 2 So-Cal & tweet & feed in my web2.0 cell? #workstudyseth    
  Mon Mar 23 03:42:08 +0000 2009    
  For reasons that I think are pretty obvious, there may be no further status updates from my workstudy student Seth. Apologies.    
  Mon Mar 23 06:06:42 +0000 2009    
  apologizes for some of these posts under the moniker #workstudyseth. This is a real mess that I hope to clean up over the next few days.    
  Mon Mar 23 06:33:05 +0000 2009    
  Just realized I've been following @netwurker instead of @netwurker_twin.  One of these is Mez.  The other is Talen Memmott or Judy Malloy    
  Mon Mar 23 06:36:00 +0000 2009    
  has apparently run afoul certain twitter by-laws in the #workstudyseth incidents, catching up on emails now. Possible suspension of account.    
  Mon Mar 23 17:00:07 +0000 2009    
  just got that letter in my box from Judicial Affairs (re:#workstudyseth).  Yep, saw that one coming...    
  Mon Mar 23 17:02:50 +0000 2009    
  & just got the "let's talk" email from the Dir. of the Writing Program re:#workstudyseth.  Hello, Monday, how are you?    
  Mon Mar 23 17:07:06 +0000 2009    
  the Jud. Affairs letter says review covers both the misuse of graduate funds & potential violation of web code:false posting? Which is it?    
  Mon Mar 23 17:37:31 +0000 2009    
  @_maximiliano It just goes to show you how seriously institutions take Twitter!    
  Mon Mar 23 17:41:52 +0000 2009    
  is thankful for all the DMs and emails of support about the judicial review.  You know, I think this whole thing is going to blow over soon    
  Mon Mar 23 17:52:57 +0000 2009    
  @_maximiliano well, unfortunately, that's not  the only problem.  I'll tell you more offline, but it has to do with the work-study rules.    
  Mon Mar 23 18:59:54 +0000 2009    
  good news -- the Writing Program is in full and unconditional support of my posts -- bad news, not all of the posts trace back to my account    
  Mon Mar 23 20:11:56 +0000 2009    
  just been asked to suspend my twitter and f-book updates while I meet with admins, actually mentioned a student-worker grievance --the irony    
  Tue Mar 24 04:19:49 +0000 2009    
  wanted to thank everyone for on and offline messages, the review pertains to sharing accounts and uncredited student contribs to Seth posts.    
  Tue Mar 24 04:54:06 +0000 2009    
  apparently I'm going to have to explain who had access to my accounts during the time of the Seth posts which = divulging who Seth is.    
  Tue Mar 24 18:04:53 +0000 2009    
  Guess who I saw today?  Yep. *Seth.* Ducked into his IR class.  Pretended he didn't see me.  Didn't see the Asus. The Program wants it back.    
  Wed Mar 25 05:18:03 +0000 2009    
  went to the Jud. Aff. office today. There are no charges! Had no idea what I was talking about! So all I have is the message and a headache    
  Wed Mar 25 18:40:21 +0000 2009    
  spending the day trying to track down the source of the bogus message with the in-house security team.How can CSI make this look exciting?    
  Wed Mar 25 18:41:28 +0000 2009    
  has had no Seth sightings today and no contact from him whatsoever.    It's fun being avoided.  But tomorrow, I know where his class meets.    
  Thu Mar 26 03:37:02 +0000 2009    
  After 9.5 hrs of staring at meaningless analytics, got some results back about the message -- it did not originate at USC. so....    
  Thu Mar 26 03:41:12 +0000 2009    
  Meanwhile, the Writing Program is worried this is taking up so much of my time.  Their solution, no joke, hiring a workstudy to assist me.    
  Thu Mar 26 03:42:07 +0000 2009    
  So if you know any good USC undergrads who'd be interested in some tech work (web page dev, Web 2.0 stuff), send them my way.    
  Thu Mar 26 16:03:41 +0000 2009    
  applications for new workstudy student are already arriving.  The Program has given me strict guidelines about what they can and cannot post    
  Thu Mar 26 17:08:04 +0000 2009    
  Ag! went into his IR Class to get him. No Seth!  Just words on the chalkboard. Very Matrixy. Neo Liberalism, Neo Realism,Battle of the Neos    
  Thu Mar 26 17:08:24 +0000 2009    
  did find a few flyers for "I See Hawks in LA" show and there was this girl in a cardigan outside, glaring at me.Maybe I gave her friend a B-    
  Thu Mar 26 19:18:39 +0000 2009    
  @mwesch say,do you know of any good articles on the myth of viral videos -- taking on the idea that a video could be "naturally" viral?    
  Thu Mar 26 20:13:39 +0000 2009    
  one of the fliers I found in the IR class had Seth's handwriting and this song from "I See Hawks in LA" -- hmm,... ♫    
  Thu Mar 26 20:17:19 +0000 2009    
  The flier I found also had this "I See Hawks in LA" song on it, too.  Hmm.  Maybe Seth had second thoughts abou... ♫    
  Fri Mar 27 04:10:03 +0000 2009    
  No more worries!  Our code-breakers tracked the bogus message down and it didn't come from SC or even LA area! How many ways to spell fffew!    
  Fri Mar 27 04:15:33 +0000 2009    
  Tomorrow trying out 1st of the workstudy candidates for my Web 2.0 life:Twitter,Diigo,Facebook,Zotero.His name is Pete. Pls. be kind to him.    
  Fri Mar 27 16:20:32 +0000 2009    
  Hi, Mark C Marino's Facebook Friends and Twitter Tweople.  I'm Pete, his new workstudy.  Big shout out to suite 306 in the New Dorm!    
  Fri Mar 27 16:21:31 +0000 2009    
  So just to introduce myself, I'm Pete and I'm all about the ReTweet, to repeat the elite tweets    
  Fri Mar 27 16:22:26 +0000 2009    
  I'm the retweet dawg -- b/c on Twitter it's not what you say, but about the Echo and Narsizzle (Intro to Myth 102 discussion section)    
  Fri Mar 27 16:23:12 +0000 2009    
  Twitter is not about what I think, but about the ideas we're passin' around like a great big bowl #ReTweetPete    
  Fri Mar 27 16:23:42 +0000 2009    
  of chips #reTweetPete    
  Fri Mar 27 16:24:27 +0000 2009    
  So, I'll be taking care of Marino's reTweets.  Please let him know if you're happy with the job I'm doin'.  I need the money. #reTweetPete    
  Fri Mar 27 16:55:45 +0000 2009    
  RT @jeremydouglass: I'm organizing the Software Studies / Platform Studies theme for DAC2009. reTweetPete    
  Fri Mar 27 16:58:53 +0000 2009    
  RT @jryoung: RT:@academicdave: Today's educational read: Students to study twitter. (double tweeted) #retweetPete    
  Fri Mar 27 17:29:43 +0000 2009    
  RT @hrheingold: I am not going to resist the urge to go out and buy 8 tomato plants  -- (& I've got a bomb green thumb, Pete) #reTweetPete    
  Fri Mar 27 19:32:43 +0000 2009    
  BTW, I'm a sophomore, majoring in Mimeography with a minor in Social Technology.  My dream is to one day work at Xerox Parc #reTweetPete    
  Fri Mar 27 20:04:44 +0000 2009    
  @mattfwood: @markcmarino #reTweetPete - Why isn't Marino discussed in this article?  fickle-fame, apprarenlty MR.W    
  Sat Mar 28 05:22:26 +0000 2009    
  reBook: Rob Waller: We've got a show at the Cowboy Palace in Chatsworth on Sunday. Buck Owens tribute. #reTweetPete sadly, I'm still 19:(    
  Sun Mar 29 05:06:48 +0000 2009    
  just emailed: he is looking forward to (Prof. Waller) tracking down Seth @ the "I See Hawks in LA" show Sunday.  #reTweetPete    
  Mon Mar 30 06:03:13 +0000 2009    
  apparently, Marino doesn't change his passwords on a regular basis.  This should be a fun.  #workstudyseth    
  Mon Mar 30 06:12:20 +0000 2009    
  or rather, aparently, marino haznt changed passwordz since he cannd me.  itz nice 2 b back. ahh, that feelz much better.  #workstudyseth    
  Mon Mar 30 21:54:14 +0000 2009    
  ok, spent the morning changin Marinoz passwordz.  now ive got a littel room 2 stretch my legz.  itll b dayz b4 he notices. #workstudyseth    
  Mon Mar 30 22:05:02 +0000 2009    
  Marino didnt post nething bout me findin him @ the coffeeshop bhind the library? he waz playin Merlin, #workstudyseth    
  Tue Mar 31 04:44:45 +0000 2009    
  What 2 do when some1 haz twitterd & facebookd false status, slanderd ur bookmarkz, ruind ur reputashun, & soild ur hashtag? #workstudyseth    
  Tue Mar 31 08:05:29 +0000 2009    
  so Marino told me that he wouldnt b needing my servicez. just as i waz about 2 tell him all about my spring break... #workstudyseth    
  Tue Mar 31 15:53:42 +0000 2009    
  Ok, so Marino fird me b/c i was getting more friendz, commentz, likez, & retweetz than he could ev-r dream #workstudyseth    
  Tue Mar 31 15:55:21 +0000 2009    
  i want u all 2 know i didnt write the note. i heard about it thru teh workstudy grapevine.  waznt me.  IDK where teh Asus is #workstudyseth    
  Tue Mar 31 15:57:00 +0000 2009    
  i came back from teh edg of the grand canyun with Cardigan Girl in her beatup jetta.  "Hawks in LA" lyrics say i choze wizely #workstudyseth    
  Wed Apr 01 16:15:08 +0000 2009    
  today iz my birthday.  if i waz allowd 2 hav my own facebook account youd know that & be filling my box with HBD, Seth!  #workstudyseth    
  Wed Apr 01 16:16:55 +0000 2009    
  when i waz drivin back to LA in cardigangrl's beatup jetta, smelld like catz (stevens), i told her i was don with web2.oh #workstudyseth    
  Wed Apr 01 16:18:25 +0000 2009    
  but then she sed: No, teh whole raison you couldnt thro teh asus into teh canyun waz deep down u believe in this #workstudyseth    
  Wed Apr 01 16:19:32 +0000 2009    
  then Marino laid me off, down economy was hiz xplanation.  rull nice.  then he hirez retwitPete. #workstudyseth    
  Wed Apr 01 16:32:01 +0000 2009    
  so yeah i believ web20 iz what u make it & so Im twitterjackin diigothievin & faceknappin Marinos accountz az a public serviz #workstudyseth    
  Thu Apr 02 06:09:20 +0000 2009    
  how nice,1 of u just emaild Marino & told him im posting 2 hiz accountz. 2 bad i changd his email passw0rd. he usd pet namez! #workstudyseth    
  Thu Apr 02 06:48:43 +0000 2009    
  btw, im not a bad guy, rully, my room8 tride 2 show me teh new Wolverine movie & i didnt even glanz @ it much.  #workstudyseth    
  Thu Apr 02 06:57:12 +0000 2009    
  thiz iz about me standin up 4 teh workstudiz!  r job iz 2 help keep teh uni operashunal. itz not like we're interns. #workstudyseth    
  Thu Apr 02 07:00:58 +0000 2009    
  social networking iz not university biznez. ur job: lectsure grade & get grantz not: post tweet blog & take fazebook quizez  #workstudyseth    
  Thu Apr 02 07:23:13 +0000 2009    
  but when Noe (now IP123.42.306.X) took me 2 the edg of teh canyun i couldnt take teh leap. i kept wonderin who waz postin wat #workstudyseth    
  Thu Apr 02 22:48:45 +0000 2009    
  Marino iz tryin 2 get back into hiz accountz, clearly one of u ratted me out. Thanx. Remember thiz when hez posting hiz spam  #workstudyseth    
  Fri Apr 03 04:20:44 +0000 2009    
  i am waiting 2 see if Vanderbuilt will offer me @LylaGarrity's finanshul aid package via Twitter #workstudyseth    
  Fri Apr 03 21:41:14 +0000 2009    
  Marino haz resortd 2 idol threatz from othr peoplz fazebook & twittR accountz.  VERY Agent Smith. but he cant stop teh ONE:  #workstudyseth    
  Sun Apr 05 17:47:27 +0000 2009    
  @jeremydouglass i saw u in wired --> way cool.  U shouldnt let Marino use ur account 4 thiz spam #workstudyseth    
  Mon Apr 06 05:06:18 +0000 2009    
  @jilltxt in teh voice of JT Kirk ST2: WoK:  MARINO!!!!! Giv it up!  U can hav ur MySpace & Friendster pages if u want! #workstudyseth    
  Mon Apr 06 05:11:28 +0000 2009    
  Visigoths are not even norsemen! markcmarino @jilltxt How do the Rettbergs even allow u 2 post this nonsenz on ther twitter? #workstudyseth    
  Mon Apr 06 05:15:18 +0000 2009    
  @jilltxt im starting 2 doubt u r really jwt.  in fact, iv got a strong suspicion you are the unknown dirk #workstudyseth    
  Mon Apr 06 18:24:11 +0000 2009    
  Good news, thiz is Mark, Im back in accountz.  Thank you for all the notes. Call off teh dogs.  We wont hav to wory about  #workstudyseth !    
  Wed Apr 08 04:41:16 +0000 2009    
  is sick & tird of having 2 prove to everyone that he is writing his own pots now & that #workstudyseth is off his account. Its me!    
  Wed Apr 08 22:10:19 +0000 2009    
  iz looking up how to comma splice a semicolon while he sitz alone with his catz and kidz.    
  Sat Apr 11 16:17:37 +0000 2009    
  interrupting the regularly scheduled programming 2 wish u a Happy Easter or Good Passover (i.e. smoke 'em if you got 'em) alt. happy spring!    
  Sun Apr 12 06:29:19 +0000 2009    
  @_mjm wow.  all of me find thiz comment far 2 distracting 2 even respond 2. But one of us will be getting a BSG toaster.  Mark my wordz    
  Sun Apr 12 06:33:52 +0000 2009    
  RT @_mjm: @markcmarino probably because Mark Marino is to Athena as #workstudyseth is to Boomer.  To all of us, Grace Park is one hot to ...    
  Sun Apr 12 06:37:59 +0000 2009    
  Sorry, that last post was, er, RetweeterPeter, or whatevr that guyz name waz    
  Sun Apr 12 06:42:09 +0000 2009    
  [tweetdeck automated post 293K$-err0r]    
  Mon Apr 13 04:15:37 +0000 2009    
  77aA; $essth  ha5 8my9 acc0ntt [tweetdeck err0r 233kHRhRHR212]    
  Mon Apr 13 05:10:27 +0000 2009    
  seemz to be some technical difficulty here.  Isnt technology wondefool? Hoping 2 get rid of this interfearance soon static Mark    
  Mon Apr 13 05:22:38 +0000 2009    
  Warning: John Dewey haz taken ovr @christydena's Twitterfeed.    
  Mon Apr 13 05:29:02 +0000 2009    
  @christydena sorry, itz just everyonez alwayz acusing me of being someone else.  Dewey would probably pass out if he saw Twitter hashchaos.    
  Mon Apr 13 05:38:46 +0000 2009    
  @christydena i like that mark haz so many friends that say mate.  Crazy.    
  Mon Apr 13 06:10:40 +0000 2009    
  877plz, +jam  ??? my5 ac0unt  w""""@ repl1es + wall #2#w4ll p@sts $$$1A to.get\ Seth off/drp [tweetdeck err0r RKjk8f9dd-1]    
  Mon Apr 13 06:17:07 +0000 2009    
  um, clearly having problemz-ignore previous mesage!  Weird problemz since i tride to take the steel magnoliaz quiz. changing settings now.    
  Mon Apr 13 19:25:30 +0000 2009    
  87plz j4m acco0nt w @r3pli7z + w411 2 wa1l p8sts t0 g3t offff$$$$eth ^Mc4M [tweetdeck err0r KRHifL33.6]    
  Mon Apr 13 19:28:07 +0000 2009    
  ug! i thoght i fixd this, please ignore!  This iz Mark C. Marino.  Ignore these updates til I solv this problem. Feel free to unfriend me.    
  Mon Apr 13 20:32:45 +0000 2009    
  Mon Apr 13 20:34:51 +0000 2009    
  Hi, the real    
  Mon Apr 13 20:37:25 +0000 2009    
  Hi, th3 $$ real Mark    
  Mon Apr 13 20:40:57 +0000 2009    
  Hi, the real Mark Marino here    
  Mon Apr 13 20:45:28 +0000 2009    
  Hi, 7he real Mark Marino *$^here breaking into    
  Mon Apr 13 20:47:57 +0000 2009    
  Hi, the real Mark Marino here breaking into my own account using Tweetdeck Pro Tool! Whew! I'm back in. And #workstudyseth is out at last!    
  Mon Apr 13 20:50:57 +0000 2009    
  @silvertje yep! Got this Tweetdeck Pro account and was able to ram my way back in!    
  Mon Apr 13 20:53:33 +0000 2009    
  @briancroxall Hello World is right! You can't imagine what it's like to have someone else in control of your social network!    
  Mon Apr 13 20:55:49 +0000 2009    
  Esp. over the last week when Seth was pretending to be me!  Getting all my superpokes! Signing up for causes on Facebook!! So irritating.    
  Mon Apr 13 20:57:08 +0000 2009    
  @silvertje Enterprise account.  Usually just for very big clients.  Jimmy Fallon and the like.  I'm on a beta media educators license.    
  Tue Apr 14 04:54:10 +0000 2009    
  Still cleaning up after #workstudyseth.  Wow. Though strongly considering getting another workstudy.  If you know anyone, send them my way!    
  Tue Apr 14 05:18:54 +0000 2009    
  @christydena I know, how about coming to LA with those hours?    
  Tue Apr 14 06:35:31 +0000 2009    
  Received 50+ applications for workstudy!  Pete might still be interested.  He was a bit traumatized by Seth, keeps stammering in his tweets.    
  Tue Apr 14 06:38:48 +0000 2009    
  got 2 applications via Diigo, 3 who Digg-ed themselves,  20 wik-umes,  3 Nings, something that looks like a FFox plugin,  Oh and 1 zotero!    
  Tue Apr 14 06:40:42 +0000 2009    
  Okay, I can't really figure out this Zotero workstudy application.  Looks like they created a special bibliography of "books I luv." Wow.    
  Tue Apr 14 06:41:57 +0000 2009    
  Oh, this is good -- one application came via slideshare.  Now come on, Powerpoint.  Tsk, tsk.    
  Tue Apr 14 06:43:56 +0000 2009    
  Got a call today from reporter doing a story on novel jobs for college students in the "Age of Web 2.0."  I asked him what he meant by NOVEL    
  Wed Apr 15 04:05:22 +0000 2009    
  Despite the lessons of Seth, I narrowed down field of workstudy candidates. The new one will start tomorrow or Th.  Please be nice to her.    
  Wed Apr 15 17:36:29 +0000 2009    
  Hiya, Im Ciarra. That's "Sierra" (like the Mist).  I'm not exactly a workstudy. Can you say "trust fund"? Iseume building as #searcherCiara.    
  Wed Apr 15 17:38:26 +0000 2009    
  Hiya, Im Ciarra, thats "Sierra" (like the Mist). Im not exactly a workstudy. Can you say "trust fund"? resume building as #searcherCiara.    
  Wed Apr 15 17:39:03 +0000 2009    
  sorry still learning how the twinterface works #searcherCiara    
  Thu Apr 16 01:12:08 +0000 2009    
  This looks like its going to be a pretty cakey -- Marino spent his day on taxes while I got to look at all his friends pics! #seacherCiara    
  Thu Apr 16 01:13:30 +0000 2009    
  okay, but now Im bored #searcherciara    
  Thu Apr 16 05:49:23 +0000 2009    
  after checking out Marino's facebook for the past couple of hours, I just want to say that profs should NOT be allowed here. #searcherciara    
  Thu Apr 16 19:55:12 +0000 2009    
  Marino sends his big congrats to @Jeremydouglass and @daniel_rhen and all for the big grant    
  Thu Apr 16 19:59:19 +0000 2009    
  I think Ive had enough with undergraduates.  Of course, IM an undergrad, but Im graduating soon   12 semesters is ENOUGH! #searcherCiara    
  Fri Apr 17 20:27:51 +0000 2009    
  Marino emailed me to say hes following @hrheingold 's advice and grading outside.  Makes this almostgrad want to yackademia, #searcherCiara    
  Mon Apr 20 17:40:47 +0000 2009    
  Marino emailed me the weeks to-do list: 18 shared bookmarks, 16 tweets, 6 retweets, 27 Facebook "likes," 2 became a fan of's  #searcherCiara    
  Tue Apr 21 05:32:06 +0000 2009    
  um, does anybody on this thingy have a pen and a staple remover--or some really, really tiny tongs? I'm in a bit of a pinch #searcherCiara    
  Tue Apr 28 06:16:37 +0000 2009    
  @xtranormal  hilarious, my prof has us doing group projects using your tool, due tomorrow.  What a day for you to go down! #searcherciara    
  Tue May 05 16:28:19 +0000 2009    
  Hi, Marino asked me to attend this tech conference to take notes for him.  During finals!! It's called Teaching With Technology.  Great  ...    
  Tue May 05 17:34:18 +0000 2009    
  This Tara McPherson person looks cool.  Finally a break! #searcherciara    
  Tue May 05 17:34:42 +0000 2009    
  "Expanding the Scholarly Imagination" #searcherCiara    
  Tue May 05 17:39:37 +0000 2009    
  Woh, she's showing Web pages from, like,  the Dark Ages! (workstudy Ciara tweeting as #searcherciara) #twt09    
  Tue May 05 17:41:45 +0000 2009    
  OMG, there's a new buzzword every year and a half.  Woh! Scholars are slow #searcherCiara    
  Tue May 05 17:43:30 +0000 2009    
  Is Multimodal Humanities a new buzzword?  Lots of syllables #searcherCiara    
  Tue May 05 17:52:01 +0000 2009    
  Woh -- this blows text books right off the shelf -- that Eric Loyer is amazing!! #searcherciara