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     author: "mark cooley",
     role: "Masheur",
     mashable: false,
     title: "Her Personal Bhakti",
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     sources: ["He Follows Her", "Personal", "Bhakti", "Swing Lo Sweet Chariot"],
     biog: "Mark Cooley is an interdisciplinary artist interested in exploring the intersections of art, activism, popular culture and institutional critique in a variety of contexts. Subjects of particular interest are U.S. foreign policy, the fine art culture industry and the political economy of new technologies. Mark\'s work has been featured internationally in online and offline venues such as Exit Art, NY, Rhizome.org, Furtherield.org, the World Social Forum, MediaLabMadrid, and many other international venues.  Mark is currently a professor in the Department of Art and Visual Technology at George Mason University in the suburbs of Washington D.C.",
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     author: "Brian Howe & Ashley Howe",
     role: "Masheurs",
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     title: "D/O",
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     sources: ["D is for....", "Black is the Color/ None is the Number"],
     biog: "Brian Howe and Ashley Howe, who are actually neither related nor married, live in Durham NC and Hillsborough NC, respectively. Brian's poetry and sound art have appeared in many print and online journals, and he is the author of three chapbooks. Brian and Ashley began their collaboration by painting together, and moved into video work from there, compelled (like their hero David Lynch) to see those paintings move. Their videos have screened at the Asheville Fringe Festival, Signal: The Southeastern Electronic Music Festival, the minor/american poetry series, and elsewhere. More of their video work is available at <a href='http://glossolalia-blacksail.blogspot.com/>'http://glossolalia-blacksail.blogspot.com/</a>.",
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     author: "Mickey Hess",
     role: "Masheur",
     title: "The girl (i.e. Jack Kerouac)",
     text: "I once knew a girl<br/>in Lowell Mass and in<br/>other states,<br/>and though laws of identity<br/>startled<br/>the girl,<br/>the girl = Jack Kerouac.<br/> <br/>so on<br/>Thanksgiving,<br/>early in the morning,<br/>we stole<br/>her father\'s<br/>desk calendar<br/>and hitched rides and smoked<br/>cigarettes.<br/>we were born.<br/>the girl came to resent patience<br/>like something screaming.<br/>Kerouac = impatience,\nthe girl decided,<br/>i.e. bird = guitar, cigar = L.A. freeways<br/>and we, nineteen, and so beautiful = things struggling and trapped.",
  sources: ["We Are Jack Kerouac", "THE CATCH", "He Follows Her"],
     biog: "Ass\'t Professor of English at Rider University, and the author of Big Wheel at the Cracker Factory, which was featured as \'Critic's Choice\' in The Chicago Reader, described as \'thoroughly humorous\' by The Cleveland Plain-Dealer, and mentioned online at The New Yorker, Poets & Writers, and USA Today. Mickey\'s stories and essays have been published in Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans: Best of McSweeney\'s Humor Category, and journals, including McSweeney\'s, Ninth Letter, Punk Planet, Fourteen Hills, Pear Noir, Opium Magazine, and The Foundling Review. He is also the author of three books on hip hop music and culture.",
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     author: "Carol Novack",
     role: "Masheur",
     title: "Comic Yellow Fragmentos",
     text: "Using my yellow tail<br/>I yellow-swam to the Last Judgment<br/>From the Yellow River<br/>As a yeast of the yellow peril,<br/>Vastly overweight<br/>With skin the color of old gold.<br/> <br/> <br/>In Venice and Stockholm,<br/>People called me yellow Jack<br/>Just for fun<br/>Hailed me as a yellow dog<br/>Yellow star of David sewn to my past:<br/>When I yelped on my yellow legs,<br/>Pale as whipped cream,<br/>A cybernetic game figure<br/>Made a house-call.<br/> <br/> <br/> To flee from the yellow flu,<br/>The serums, x-rays, and shots,<br/>I go back to the river and in the Scottish Highlands,<br/>Pass the dumplings in Prague<br/>And the wild turkeys keep turkeying,<br/>Speaking Yiddish Yerkishly like yellow warblers.<br/> <br/> <br/>I yield at a yellow spot<br/>Close to Yellowstone.<br/>Prophetic.<br/> <br/> <br/>We\'ve all gotta go<br/>You know, so<br/>Sanguine in a yellow sheet<br/>When the rabbi sings the yellow alert,<br/>Rings the emergency bell,<br/>I\'m in a shethl in Bohemia somewhere,<br/>You in Atheny, no Nazis.<br/> <br/> <br/>I have composed many yellow pages and purple prose,<br/>Fragmentos to endure for decades:<br/>Fifteen volumes for a yeasty yellow book<br/>To be published by the yellow press.<br/> <br/> Don\'t worry, I will yell low<br/>Back on the river,<br/>It\'s all free room <br/>And board,<br/>And the working woman was always<br/>A good cook.<br/> <br/>  Just close your eyes<br/>And go painlessly <br/>Into dreamless yellow<br/>Sleep.",
     sources: ["Yellow Comedy", "FRAGMENTOS"],
     biog: "Carol Novack is a former criminal defense and constitutional attorney, erstwhile Australian Council of the Arts writer\'s award recipient, frequent collaborator, and the well, published Publisher/Ed-in-TopHat of the illustrious, illustrated, and melodic Mad Hatters\' Review. Her art-filled collection, \'Giraffes in Hiding: The Mythical Memoirs of Carol Novack,\' will emerge this year (Crossing Chaos). Carol\'s most recent publications are a long poetic rant about the universe in \'The &NOW Awards: The Best Innovative Writings,\' initially in video form at Drunken Boat, and a poetical story in Caketrain. Additional impressive publication details and digressions may be accessed at <a href='http://madhattersreview.com/issue10/workingstiffs10.shtml#novack'>madhattersreview.com/issue10/workingstiffs10.shtml#novack</a>, <a href='http://carolnovack.blogspot.com'>carolnovack.blogspot.com</a>, and via your favorite search engine.",
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     author: "Jeremy Hight",
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     title: "Mash 2",
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     sources: ["Fricasseed Filipina", "Sociology"],
     biog: "Jeremy Hight is a text artist, writer, new media and locative media writer/artist, information designer and editor.  His biggest bullet point on the c.v. would probably be inventing locative narrative in 2001. He likes cats. He loves his wife.  He has published essays in many fields, short stories and poetry internationally, and his work has been in group shows in several museums.",
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     author: "Tom Bradley",
     role: "Author",
     title: "Fricasseed Filipina",
     text: "'Elementary spirits are like children: they torment chiefly those who trouble about them...  it is these who frequently occasion our bizarre or disturbing dreams...  but they can manifest no thought other than our own...  They reproduce good and evil indifferently, for they are without free will and are hence irresponsible; they exhibit themselves to ecstatics and somnambulists under incomplete and fugitive forms...  Such creatures are neither damned nor guilty; they are curious and innocent.  We may use or abuse them like animals or children.'<br/>--Eliphas Levi, Dogme et Rituel de la Haute Magie<br/><br/>It\'s a glorious Easter Sunday morning in Hiroshima Cathedral\'s parking lot.  Sam Edwine is wedged behind the wheel of a bashed-up Mazda sub-compact, just trying to accomplish a little sleep.<br/><br/>Meanwhile, almost directly underneath the car\'s crumbling differential, deep in the demon-rife blackness of the cathedral crypt, Sam\'s wife squats with a coven of expatriate papists, taking certain purgatory-avoidance measures better left unimagined.<br/><br/>It\'s a bad surprise when one of Sam\'s bloodshot eyes pops open of its own accord just in time to witness a manifestation.  Some wisps of Boom Town\'s brownish nitrogen dioxides swirl together with a bushel of airborne diesel particles and coalesce into a tiny center of consciousness.<br/><br/>Wandering tentatively around the churchyard, it approaches the Mazda and rattles a burnt-crisp knuckle against the windshield.<br/><br/>'Oh, I\'m sorry, Dr. Edwine.  Did I awaken you?'<br/><br/>Sam is too horrified to respond.<br/><br/>'Please forgive my appearance.  I\'m just trying to do my Paschal duty.  It\'s the first time since I botched the flame dance that I\'ve had the courage to come here.'<br/><br/>When Sam reaches out a trembling hand to verify the existence of this salamander, it shrinks away, hissing, 'Noli me tangere,' and disappears into dark billows of carbonized hemp fiber.  Floating and chattering, it envelops the Mazda, smudging the windows.<br/><br/>'I can\'t shake your hand, professor,' comes the muffled whisper from between wads and folds of this strange fabric.  The stuff has been configured vaguely to resemble the indigenous garb of a nearby island-nation which, through the expedient of sex slavery, provides oceans of orgasms for the grandsons of Great God Hirohito.<br/><br/>'My body is unlucky now,' says the wraith, peeking out and flashing a toothless rictus.  'The Yakuza pimps won\'t touch someone tainted with death, and they aren\'t fond of freelancers.  So they refuse to sponsor the renewal of my entertainer\'s visa.'<br/><br/>These words slough off in threads, and slip beneath the car, to emanate from the beer cans under the seat.  Now they unwind from among the stash of methedrine-dusted joints in the glove compartment.  And now they radiate in a web from Sam\'s own lumbar ganglia.<br/><br/>'I am an outright illegal alien.  Immigration is after me, and just because of my vocation I\'m unloved by the municipal authorities.  So I must disguise myself as what I truly am by birth.  Nobody would ever suspect me of voluntarily joining such an oppressed minority.'<br/><br/>The exotic garment looks more like a transient\'s rags than a formerly indentured sex slave\'s work clothes.  But the butter-fingered flame dancer seems to feel an emotional attachment to it, so Sam says nothing.<br/><br/>'All by myself, I\'ve introduced a new kink to the local salary-men.  They pretend to re-rape my people, in emulation of their proud forbears.  My third-degree burns make it all the more titillating for them to pay homage to the spirits of their revered ancestors.'<br/><br/>The baked child rematerializes for a moment in order to glance down at herself.  'I know it\'s not in the best of taste,' she says, smoothing away a few wrinkles and dust particles.  'But it\'s the only halfway decent outfit I have.'<br/><br/>'I think you look nice,' says Sam, wondering why she lingers.  It\'s almost chow-time around the subterranean altar.  Meat\'s on.<br/><br/>She inspects her invisible reflection in Sam\'s side-view mirror, adjusts her costume, and ruffles up the few filaments of black floss that have managed to sprout from the mass of broiled tissue that once was her scalp.  She lifts her ashen blouse and presents a scabby, scrawny, ribby torso.<br/><br/>'I may have stayed away from here a long time, but I can kneel a lot longer than any of those pious people--and on cobblestones too.'<br/><br/>Then, bravely, like a small phoenixed Maid of Orleans, she limps toward the concrete steps that plunge into the crypt chapel.<br/><br/>Suddenly, grunts and howls filter up through the pavement in lascivious descant, as from Milton\'s asphaltic Hell.  Eucharistic racket, Mrs. Edwine shrieking on top, freezes the flame dancer in her tracks, and she begins to weep.<br/><br/>'I want to pray!' she wails.<br/><br/>Sam unfolds himself from the Mazda and stands by her side, not two feet from the steps--closer than this husky atheist has ever gotten.  He mutters, 'You\'re only a few steps away from sanctuary.  Enter now into the One, Holy, Catholic, Apostolic, Romish, and jab like that.'<br/><br/>Sam himself, of course, will never go down there, not as long as he remains uncremated.  At his mother\'s knee, little Sammy learned the definition of the word simile by coolly considering the nicety of the wine and bread.  On the other hand, each Sabbath his otherwise rational wife trembles before a wafer-thin slice of the sole material that puts her in divergence with post seventeenth-century thought.  It would be not only disrespectful, but insane to approach something that substantial with a head full of attitudes flip as Sam\'s.<br/><br/>'Don\'t worry,' he repeats, cringing from the brink.  'You look real nice.'<br/><br/>'But I\'m ashamed.'  She holds up melted, webbed, nail-less hands and tries to cover a noseless face.  'There was no time for rehearsal because the salary-men were getting impatient.  I did my best, Dr. Edwine, but my arms weren\'t strong enough for the benzine goblets!'<br/><br/>'Never mind,' says Sam.  'We all have our spastic moments.  My own asshole is fluttering pretty bad right now.  Besides, these mackerel-snappers are obligated to embrace you.  You won\'t be the first magdalen they\'ve embraced.  See?  Father Itchy-Nookie or whatever is down there, all suited up in his prettiest rhinestone dress and big glans penis hat, and he beckons you to come on down.  Don\'t keep him waiting.'<br/><br/>Sam turns on his heel--or tries to.  He must say his goodbyes.  Subtly, he will fuck off back into the car and roll up the windows tightly, before his wife\'s father confessor sprouts goat horns and granny teats and breaks out the meat cleaver.<br/><br/>'You never come to mass,' comes the voice, lisping.  The little whore\'s waxing all shy and babyish now, plying professional skills other than terpsichorean.  'If you come, too, everybody will be so surprised they won\'t notice me.'<br/><br/>Try as he might, Sam can\'t seem to disentangle their elbows.  But the paralysis doesn\'t extend all the way up to his tongue and teeth and lips; so, teetering vertiginously over his would=be seductress, he tries to start a conversation that will last through the benediction and the recessional and obviate this whole horrible fucking moment of truth in a stampede of shriven faithful.  He commences babbling through a parched mouth--<br/><br/>'See the finger bowl thing down there with the heavily rouged plaster-of-Paris Barbie doll perched on it?  That\'s full of valid-but-illicit holy water that exists but isn\'t supposed to be wet, except it is anyway, and you moisten your pulse points ever so slightly with--'<br/><br/>'That\'s not holy water, Dr. Edwine.  It\'s baptismal water, and you\'re not allowed to put your fingers in the font.'<br/><br/>'So, you\'re a blood-guzzler, too, eh?  You know, my mom baptized me a low-church Epis--'<br/><br/>Gray tears of plasmatic lymph begin to flop from under a pair of out-of-mesh eyelids.<br/><br/>'Oh, come on,' moans Sam.  'Don\'t make me feel like an ogre.  If you\'re hell-bent on making communion, little Missy, you\'ll have to shuffle up that aisle under your own steam.  My whole, hefty metabolism recoils like an albino vampire from the Real Presence.  Why do you reckon I spend my Sundays snoozing up here in the parking lot?'<br/><br/>Nevertheless, the creature pulls him toward the pit.  He wrenches his hand away and turns to flee.  But the flame dancer\'s arm suddenly grows sumo muscles, and the good doctor is beneath the surface of this planet before his knees can lock.<br/><br/>* * * *<br/><br/><br/>The blackened Filipina flits on scorched crow wings, shedding benzine goblets left and right, which explode like tactical thermonuclear devices.<br/><br/>Father Itchy-Nookie lurks simultaneously in all the crannies of this catacomb, his clutch purse brimming with transubstantial gore--Sam knows this without separating either seizured set of eyelids.  To the assembled expatriate congregation, Hiroshima\'s chief attorney of nothingness dispenses wads of gristle and scab, flopping them greasily from the chipped rim of a crude ceramic chalice.  And, unlike Sam\'s present interlocutor, the wads are not even properly cooked.<br/><br/>Like a Baphometic cocktail party, the Catholics, Mrs. Edwine included, squat in vulgar positions around the altar, play with themselves, and trepan their own children with ragged thumbnails.<br/><br/>Sam rises from their midst, not looking quite like himself.  It\'s almost as though a fraternal twin is standing in for him, disguised in his occidental-style beard and rumpled academic clothes.  Not forgetting to genuflect piously, he climbs behind the altar, upsetting the cross.<br/><br/>His spouse and the other Mariolators choose the moment of the professor\'s leavetaking to yowl, in un-American Popish Esperanto, a cannibal hymn in the mixolydian mode--<br/><br/>Pluck forth thy royal diadems,<br/>pluck forth thy locks entwined within,<br/>pluck forth from radiant brows the flesh<br/>which pads the seams where headbones mesh.<br/><br/>Sam crawls into a hidden recess in the wall and rummages among a gaudy treasure-trove of sacred objects and other such assorted jiggery-popery: pyxes, monstrances, reliquaries, crucifixes, icons, ruby-studded rosaries.<br/><br/>Pry back thy scalp like fecund sod,<br/>expose thy rank farm\'s protein pods,<br/>chip free thy skull, let marrow drain<br/>till one grey tegument remains.<br/><br/>Mrs. Edwine\'s warbling soprano and the snarls of the elementary spirits gradually blend together with Sam\'s seismic snores, and transmogrify themselves into the whining of a tiny internal combustion engine at full throttle.<br/><br/>And when thy brain is amply shown,<br/>and naught is left of skin and bone,<br/>then serve thyself to Christus Rex,<br/>or suffer our collective hex.<br/><br/>After an indefinite period of time Sam emerges, looking different again.  On the anterior portion of his skull he displays the face of Grunewald\'s Saint Anthony, cheeks, forehead and scalp stretched like rubber by talons and beaks.  Shouldering a golden shovel, he heads for the exit, a flashlight of purest platinum poking from his pocket.  But, before vanishing, he turns and addresses the ravening parishioners in a voice other than his own.<br/><br/>'I have memories stored up, good and bad.  But mostly neutral.'<br/>",
     biog: "My FISSION AMONG THE FANATICS (Spuyten Duyvil Press) was named Non-Fiction Book of the Year 2007 by 3:AM Magazine in Paris, with the citation, 'A literary giant among pygmies''--<br/>http://www.spuytenduyvil.net/fiction/fissionamongfanatics.htm<br/><br/>My latest novel is LEMUR--<br/>http://www.rawdogscreaming.com/lemur.html<br/><br/>A book-length profile-interview of me is featured in NPR commentator Andrei Codrescu\’s Exquisite Corpse Journal--<br/>http://www.corpse.org/archives/issue_14/poetick_kulchur/johan.html<br/><br/>Various of my novels have been nominated for the Editor\’s Book Award and the New York University Bobst Prize, and one was a finalist in the AWP Award Series in the Novel. Reviews and excerpts, links to my essays in Salon.com, McSweeney\’s, etc., a couple hours of recorded readings, are at http://tombradley.org.<br/><br/>Here\’s a video of me performing Chapter Two of LEMUR--<br/>http://www.3ammagazine.com/3am/no-brainer/<br/><br/>Further curiosity can be satisfied at Wikipedia--<br/>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Bradley_%28author%29",
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     author: "Melanie Browne",
     role: "Author",
     title: "Matt dillon microfiche",
     text: "We play Gin  while<br/>The kids eat hot dogs &<br/>Fight over who gets to<br/>squirt<br/>Who with the water hose<br/>I tell you I don\'t like this<br/>Gin game<br/>That requires<br/>Organization skills that<br/>I clearly lack and don\'t<br/>Desire either<br/>Remember The flamingo kid?<br/>you say<br/>Matt Dillon? Gin?<br/>Excuse me, I don\'t have all<br/>Matt Dillon\'s movie plots<br/>On microfiche in my frontal lobe.<br/> <br/>my brain librarian does, however, keep a copy of the outsiders and Tex  in the permanent card catalog. For some reason this card also contains a reference to the first time I tried chorizo  & eggs while  on a camping trip with a boy named 'Tony' and his family. Tony also had a beautiful new home that he kept littered with empty beer cans and he had a thing for Mariah Carey. Somehow this card also has a reference to a time I saw that movie 'lawnmower man' and how confusing it was.<br/> <br/>Playing gin requires organization skills my mind does not have.<br/>",
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     biog:"Melanie Browne\'s poetry has appeared in Word Riot, DecomP, Admit 2, Houston Literary Review,Tipton Poetry Journal and other publications. She lives in Texas.",
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     author: "Marc Lowe",
     role: "Author",
     title: "D is for....",
     text: "D is for deranged clowns.  Disingenuous clowns.  Duplicitous clowns.  Delinquent clowns.  Deleterious clowns.  Despicable clowns.  Draconian clowns.  D is for the day my wife ran off with a clown by the name of Dean, who was all of these things (and less).  D is for the day he put a knife in my belly with a grin that said, 'Hey, pal, you\'re in on the joke; in fact you are the joke!'  D is for the day I fell dead at the feet of Dean the clown, at least as far as Dean and the wifey were concerned, but here I am, against nature\'s better judgment, scratching away in my Moleskine notepad in this hospital bed, where I\'m surrounded day in and day out by diplomatic clowns in white suits who shoot me full of funny drugs (ha, ha), drugs that make me forget, from time to time, about that fucking clown named Dean, about the woman I loved, the woman I still love, whose name eludes me (ha, ha), but whose body haunts and taunts me with its peaks and valleys, its hills and hillocks, its dark, mysterious openings, its secret passageways to which I once claimed sole (as well as soul) access.  D is for dying, then, for drugs and despair, for decay and decline, for dreaming and derailing.  D is for the day I will reclaim my wife: in death. ",
     biog:"Marc Lowe\’s work has appeared in 580 Split, Big Bridge, BlazeVOX, Caketrain, elimae, Farrago\’s Wainscot, Pindeldyboz, The Salt River Review, Sein und Werden, Storyglossia, and others.  He is an associate editor of Mad Hatters\’ Review and is currently pursuing an MFA in fiction writing at Brown University in Providence, RI, where he has been working on multiple book-length projects.  Visit <a href='http://www.malo23.com'>www.malo23.com</a> for more information.",
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     author: "Zachery Bush",
     role: "Author",
     title: "THE CATCH",
     text: "I once knew a girl who grew to resent the Sun so much that she stole her father\'s dwarf-moose trap and set it on her desk calendar.  Reputed for her extraordinary patience, the girl was abruptly overtaken by a wave of extraordinary impatience. Eager for a catch, she spent the next three days staring at the open jaws of the dwarf-moose trap.  <br/><br/><br/>On the fourth day, early in the morning, the girl was startled by the sounds of something screaming, '6, 7, 8, 9…10:00 AM!' The girl jumped from her bed and ran to her desk calendar, where she found Thursday trapped and flopping between the shiny metal jaws of the trap. Thrilled at the sight of her prize-catch struggling in front of her, the girl decided to spend all of friday (which would have normally been thursday if Thursday had not been caught in her trap) smoking a cigar, watching Thursday bleed to death.<br/>",
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     biog:"Zachary C. Bush is a poet. His first book, AT SWAN DECAPITATION, is forthcoming. You can check out things about him and his work at <a href='http://zacharycbush.blogspot.com'>http://zacharycbush.blogspot.com</a>",
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     author: "Zachery Bush",
     role: "Author",
     title: "The Traveler",
     text: "After seven months of eating nothing but walnuts and moths, the old man stepped into his bathroom and sealed the Velcro door. Once inside, loud Salsa music flooded the bathroom. The old man stood still, looking all around the empty space, trying to find where the music (which he decided that did not like in the least) was coming from. Unable to locate the music\'s source, he decided to close his eyes and count backwards from 49 to 42.<br/><br/>When the old man opened his eyes, he quickly realized that the Salsa music. The old man somehow knew that he wasn\'t all that powerful, so he turned his crooked back to the light and faced the shower. After allowing his tired eyes to adjust to the lesser light, he began studying the shower curtain. The old man, who still had a tendency of letting life shock him, was not at all surprised by what he saw in front of him. He softly exhaled and said, 'Well, today I am a snake, but what will become of me tomorrow?'<br/><br/>Without taking his eyes off of the shadow, the old man reached over for the razor that rested on the sink counter. He gripped the razor\'s back tightly in his hand and brought it back to face the curtain. Without pausing, he began cutting a hole into the curtain. Once he had shaped and sized the hole, the Salsa music suddenly stopped.<br/><br/>The old man dropped the razor to the ground and ran his hands through his long grease-white hair.  He looked once more around the room, and over his shoulder, to make sure that no one else had entered the room. Once satisfied with his solitude, and accepting his dire situation, the old man decided that what he was about to do would be for the best.<br/><br/>The old man took one last breath and slowly poked his finger into the hole. Once he felt his finger on the other side, he pushed his head and chest through, and then his legs and feet, followed finally by his toes, until his entire body had slithered through the hole.<br/>",
     sources: "",
     biog:"Zachary C. Bush is a poet. His first book, AT SWAN DECAPITATION, is forthcoming. You can check out things about him and his work at <a href='http://zacharycbush.blogspot.com'>http://zacharycbush.blogspot.com</a>",
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contents[10] = {
     author: "Patricia Carragon",
     role: "Author",
     title: "The Dwarf",
     text: "Sad-eyed, the dwarf walks alone on Montague Street, wearing an extra-long beard made from fried egg whites.  He searches for the fairy tale long forgotten by a resident author.  He drops by a used bookstore, browses the shelves under fairy tales and finds what he\'s been searching for, except his name on the pages had been deleted by strokes from that resident author\'s felt-tipped pen.<br/><br/>He leaves the bookstore forgetting why he came at all.  That same author is at the café next door, chewing on the dwarf\'s beard as part of his Sunday brunch.  The dwarf doesn\'t realize this until after he strokes his naked chin.  He can\'t remember the author\'s name, nor does the author recognize his character sans beard.  Consumed by the mystery of events mixed with the low-fat milk of amnesia taken earlier that morning, the dwarf suddenly forgets his name, becomes pixilated and goes berserk, using the foulest words known in Dwarfdom and causing two pedestrians to flee across the street.<br/><br/><br/><br/>The author finishes his meal and nonchalantly asks for the check.  He pays his bill and leaves a generous tip.  He jots down his abbreviated thoughts before putting his pad and felt-tipped pen back in his coat pocket.  He strokes the stubble of egg whites on his unshaven chin as he walks away from the table, consumed in thoughts of writing a sequel to that forgotten fairy tale written at a time when his life was a fairy tale.",
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     biog:"Patricia Carragon is a New York City writer and poet.  Her publications include Poetz.com, Rogue Scholars, Poets Wear Prada, Best Poem, Big City Lit, CLWN WR, Chantarelle\’s Notebook, Clockwise Cat, Ditch Poetry Magazine, Mobius the Poetry Magazine, The Toronto Quarterly, and more. She is the author of Journey to the Center of My Mind (Rogue Scholars Press). She is a member of Brevitas, a group dedicated to short poems.  Patricia hosts and curates the Brooklyn-based Brownstone Poets and is the editor of the annual anthology.",
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     author: "Martha Engber",
     role: "Author",
     title: "Stickland",
     text: "Welcome to StickLand, man, where rolly O heads and sticky legs sprout from line bods, Peg, because that\'s the way to be here where it\'s flat as a mat, Pat. We\'re talking streamlined letter-like. There\'s black and white, in adult and tyke. We got your tall people and your small people, your curly-burly people and your whirly people. Dot eyes, dot noses, in loads of rosy poses. Welcome to StickLand, man.<br/><br/>So I\'m hanging out, for empty is what I\'m about, Scout. Thin and drifting as smoke lifting in a white sky.<br/><br/>When this triangle skirt comes walking by.<br/><br/>Not that I care to stare. Dot eyes is dot eyes, am I right or do I lie? Dot eyes and a bendy smile, pretty style.<br/><br/>Big deal, Crocodile.<br/><br/>'Hello,' she blurbs from a half-moon mouth while curling by. 'Hello.'<br/><br/>I nod my bulby head, is all I do, there no words really worth listening to. She\'ll be gone soon.<br/><br/>'Hello!'<br/><br/>The shout shatters, pointy and hard, a glass shard. I swivel my dot eyes her way and see that her smiley mouth has gone astray. Dot eyes ain\'t no fun when they\'re pointed like guns.<br/><br/>I turn away, my stick feet making headway.<br/><br/>'Hello,' is what comes again like a fist to my head. 'Hello and hello and hello—'<br/><br/>Until I stop dead, and turn. I feel my tight mouth straining to bend some, Son, the sensation pleasant as having your stick legs stretched three feet longer than they should be.<br/><br/>'Hello,' I say and it might as well, sure as hell, be miles astray, like bells ringing far away, for that\'s how strange it sounds to my recently empty ears. No memories, see, are in my head of when, or if, I\'ve ever said that word, Hello. Such thinking makes my line body tense, this too dense for a StickMan like me, my soul both vacant and droll.<br/><br/>A soul that\'s being hooked by a look.<br/><br/>Triangle skirt is having her fill of me standing here, stick still. Her knifey eyes are shining bright, neither black or white, but—<br/><br/>Blue.<br/><br/>Save me, Stu, this thought slamming me, too, though I don\'t boo-hoo because that wouldn\'t do for colorless desert eyes like mine.<br/><br/>Unlike hers.<br/><br/>They\'re blue and I don\'t know how I know, because usually nothing I know, except that maybe, when first created, I knew blue and then forgot, too.<br/><br/>Until now.<br/><br/>'Hello,' she says, her mouth doing a U with an extra slide on the right side. Crazy deal, but suddenly I don\'t feel like standing still anymore, watching stick bodies steal on by.<br/><br/>'Come,' I say. And soon my stick feet are walking one before the other next to a pair belonging to another. When silence threatens to stay, Kay, I spout, 'Hey Babe.'<br/><br/>'Hey no,' she says, making me stop where I go. She\'s before me now, stick arms on stick hips.<br/><br/>So.<br/><br/>'Hey no,' she says. 'The name\'s Mo.'<br/><br/>'So, Mo, you like to say hello, I see.'<br/><br/>'Mo meets...' she prods while nodding at me and circling a thin hand. She wants my name, Jane. But I can\'t speak for the heat of seeing that hand connected to a wrist. A wrist small, a wrist to kiss, and suddenly I miss kisses though I can\'t remember them missing me. The wrist of Mo, who\'s waiting for me to get on with the show. But I\'ve been leaning so long, Ding-Dong, I don\'t know what to call myself. So I try to slide and glide, which is how I normally abide in life, my life before Mo, the blue-eyed wristy triangle skirt.<br/><br/>'Joe,' I say, thinking of coffee, thinking of toffee, thinking Mo, Mo, Mo. 'I like your smell Mo.'<br/><br/>'Lilacs, Joe. You know those?'<br/><br/>'I\'ve got a nose.'<br/><br/>'Does it work, do you suppose?'<br/><br/>'Better than a rubber hose.'<br/><br/>She laughs. 'Coffee, Joe?'<br/><br/>'Coffee, Mo.'<br/><br/>We walk and it seems better than it should be, Daddy. Better can be worser, is what I know, because better has promises and better takes time and if it doesn\'t go right, whine, whine, whine. That\'s why I lean so well on walls and poles, thinking nothing, wanting naught, not sought, not caught.<br/><br/>Until Mo here.<br/><br/>Mo with the eyes of blue and the wrists to kiss and the smell of flowers I can\'t remember, sniffing coffee like it\'s steam from heaven. Straight hair flutters off her shoulder like a butterfly, reminding me that wind exists and I wonder how long it\'s been around, and how long I have not.<br/><br/>'Don\'t you have anywhere to go, Mo?' I say.<br/><br/>'Where I am is here,' she says. 'If I go somewhere else, I\'ll be there. Scared?'<br/><br/>There\'s a shadow under her left cheek, so sleek and dark, I puzzle and think, taking a drink, so I can puzzle and think more until it comes to me that flat is flat in StickLand, so shadows can\'t be unless—<br/><br/>And I look up—<br/><br/>—and am blind in the eye.<br/><br/>Lordy, Gordy, but look at all that light shining down, making the shadow wallow under the cheekbone of Mo, who\'s watching me, knowing and glowing, her line mouth filling out to be a line no more.<br/><br/>'Mo,' I say, 'You\'re going three-dimensional on me.'<br/><br/>She smiles, Lyle. 'That\'s what I\'ve been. That\'s what I\'ll be. That\'s what I\'d hoped you\'d see.'<br/><br/>Her answer chews me up good. For sure as the wind I\'d forgotten and the light sitting on me hot and the shadow I\'d picked up, licked up, like the blue of her eyes and the twist of her wrist, I now view before me a body with depth. Eerie, some, and leery lots, Pops. What do you know? I say to this new Joe, This is something. This is—<br/><br/>Impossible.<br/><br/>For this is StickLand, Lou. I\'m nothing but lines. Why look at this hand of mine, just holding a cup that\'s—<br/><br/>Round, clown, and hotter than the mighty light shining down on my circle — no, wait — my bally wally head. Can you believe what\'s going down? Flat is flat, but flat ain\'t no more, and I\'m feeling kind of sore at being impossible like her.<br/><br/>'Mo,' I say, eyes wandering her way where they stop.<br/><br/>Because everything about her is fully popped. Round and luscious; tempting me to taste, to consume. Her color blaring, her lines glaring with daring, scaring life.<br/><br/>'Why, Mo,' I whisper so. 'Why me?'<br/><br/>'I\'m tired,' she says, her cat-shaped eyes sadly glad, 'tired of being alone. And if you didn\'t know, so are you, Joe.'<br/><br/>Joe, Joe, spoken so in a low, serene tone, don\'t you know. Joe. It makes me feel—<br/><br/>Whole.<br/><br/>Funky, clunky, hockey-pucky lucky, life no longer sucky like a puffy-thinking nothing-ducky sitting in the mucky.<br/><br/>If you couldn\'t guess, Jess, if no clue had you, Susie Q., me and Mo, we live in StickLand, man, no more.<br/>",
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     biog:"A journalist by profession, Martha is the author of Growing Great Characters From the Ground Up. She has also had a short story nominated for a Pushcart Prize, a full-length play produced in Hollywood and fiction published in Watchword, Iconoclast, Anthology, Bookpress, Berkeley Fiction Review and other literary magazines.",
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     author: "Thomas Fink and Maya Diablo Mason",
     role: "Authors",
     title: "Bee 14",
     text: "When you start writing, I can help you a little.<br/>As soon as I have my legs.<br/>I\'m going to put them all on one thing and compress them.<br/>The family\'s been doing that for years.<br/>It\'s important that they win the tournament.<br/>Dinner is unimportant; everything else is.<br/>Soon you\'ll be seeing other smells.<br/>You need a ladder.<br/>I don\'t want to keep it in my mouth.<br/><br/>People were found dead.<br/>Some woman was losing her being. <br/> ",
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     biog:"Thomas Fink\'s fifth book of poetry, Clarity and Other Poems, was published by Marsh Hawk Press in Spring, 2008. His chapbook, Generic Whistle-Stop (Portable Press at YoYo Labs) appeared in 2009.  A Different Sense of Power (Fairleigh Dickinson UP, 2001) is his most recent book of criticism, and in 2007, he and Joseph Lease co-edited \'Burning Interiors\': David Shapiro\'s Poetry and Poetics.  His work is included in The Best American Poetry 2007 (Scribner\'s). Fink\'s paintings hang in various collections.<p>Maya Diablo Mason was published in The First Hay(na)ku Anthology (Meritage, 2006) and her collaborative work has appeared in Otoliths, 21 Stars Review, BlazeVox, Of(f) Course, Long Island Sounds Anthology 2008, Marsh Hawk Review, and is forthcoming in EOAGH.  A high school student in Long Island, New York, she plans to pursue a career in drama, visual art, or writing.",
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     author: "Carmen Firan",
     role: "Author",
     title: "the caretaker of dreams",
     text: "in every dream I speak a different language<br/>and in every language words have a different color<br/>hot-air balloons rise from their foreheads<br/>inflated on the purple horizon <br/>from all we say in our lives before and to come<br/><br/>there remains only the flight path, the wing\'s whisper<br/>                  the island where I took refuge <br/>                  free inside so many walls <br/><br/>on which I scratch neither hearts or love-words<br/>but signs in the language I speak while sleep<br/>a dialect of Old Angelic still useful for crossing borders <br/>I have a vocation for happiness<br/>a sort of unconscious facility<br/>at making an ally of the caretaker of dreams<br/>who\'s always ready to lend me the silk cocoon<br/>in which words sneak past customs<br/><br/>intimate objects I carry with me undeclared <br/>nothing\'s to be done about my golden dowry<br/>dead languages yield just the powdery dust of stars<br/>",
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     biog:"born in Romania, is a poet, a fiction and play writer, and a journalist.  She has published fifteen books of poetry, novels, essays and short stories. Her writings appear in translation in many literary magazines and in various anthologies in France, Israel, Sweden, Germany, Ireland, Poland, Canada, U K, and the USA. She lives in New York. Her recent books and publications in the United States of America include: Rock and Dew, (Sheep Meadow Press), Words and Flesh, (Talisman Publishers), The Second Life (Columbia University Press), The Farce, (Spuyten Duyvil Press), In The Most Beautiful Life, (Umbrage Editions), The First Moment After Death (Writers Club Press). She is a member of PEN American Center and the Poetry Society of America and serves on the editorial boards of the international magazines Lettre Internationale (Paris-Bucharest) and Interpoezia (New York). She is the co-editor of Naming the Nameless (An Anthology of Contemporary American Poetry), Stranger at Home, Poetry with an Accent, and Born in Utopia (An Anthology of Romanian Modern and Contemporary Poetry).",
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     author: "Larry Fondation",
     role: "Author",
     title: "HIGH WINDS",
     text: "      Sagebrush and succulents.  Rounded bushes scattered like clumps of hair.  High winds; it hasn\'t rained in months.  The tumbleweeds are balls of fire waiting to happen.<br/><br/>      Dirt roads in Los Angeles County.  Now and still.  An hour\'s drive outside the nation\'s second largest city.  Avenue P.  Avenue R.  Avenue T-4.  Avenue T-10.  Like they have run out of names.  Flat barren stretches.  Dirt dividing dirt.  Waiting again:  waiting for rain, waiting for subdivisions.  Short days and long nights.<br/><br/>      It was 17 degrees this morning in Los Angeles.  High desert.  The Mojave – 28 miles from Edwards Air Force Base, the some-time landing strip of the Space Shuttle.  Creosote in clusters.  Trucks full of peaches pass me on Pearblossom Highway.  The small, dry, tan-colored hills undulate off the roadside – naked bodies reclining, languishing on the landscape. <br/><br/>      With little purpose, I have been here in the Mojave for days now, perhaps weeks.  But, just as I wanted, things are blending together now, blurring.<br/><br/>      Her nails are painted black.  The sun is scarlet.  When it drops, there will be no light.  At midnight, the sand is black but it glitters.  I drink coffee at Carol\'s Coffee Shop.  The bar next door is called The Trap.  Soon I will go there to drink.  I will order straight whiskey.  Nothing fancy.  Bourbon.  Probably Wild Turkey.  When I do, the girl on the next bar stool will be weathered, but beautiful.  Her nails will be painted black.<br/><br/>      I am trying to limit my world.  I think I am succeeding.<br/><br/>      The motel is small, about a dozen rooms.  I am the only occupant.  She comes with me.  There is nothing around the place for miles.  The radio said the winds would gust tonight, up to 60 miles an hour.  Sand whips against the tin-covered door.  The room is furnished sparely, sparsely – a bed, a dresser, a chair.  The television is bolted to the wall.  We have brought in a bottle of liquor in a brown paper bag.  We have already been drinking for hours.  Now we drink straight from the bottle, and then from the plastic cups we find in the bathroom.  A touch of class. She rubs the back of my hands with her fingertips.  Her nail polish is chipped.  When she takes off her shirt, her breasts are firm and round.  She takes off her boots and her jeans.  She lies down, clothesless, on the cheap mattress.  She looks every bit like the rolling hills punctuating the landscape just outside our doorstep.  <br/>",
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     biog:"Larry Fondation is the author of the novels Angry Nights and Fish, Soap and Bonds, and of \'Common Criminals\' and \'Unintended Consequences,\' both collections of short stories. His fiction focuses on the Los Angeles underbelly.  His two most recent books feature collaborations with artist Kate Ruth. Fondation has lived in LA since the 1980s and worked for fifteen years as an organizer in South Central Los Angeles, Compton, and East LA.   His fiction and non-fiction pieces have appeared in a range of diverse publications including Flaunt (where he is Writer-at-Large), Plastique, West, Fiction International, Night Train, Quarterly West, the Los Angeles Times and the Harvard Business Review.  He is a recipient of a 2008-09 Christopher Isherwood Fellowship in Fiction Writing. lfondation@aol.com ",
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     author: "Hugh Fox",
     role: "Author",
     title: "FRAGMENTOS",
     text: "     'Listen, I might as well tell you straight,' said Dr. Goldmark, 78, vastly overweight, his skin the color of old (sun-tan lotion/sun-lamp, or was it just him?) gold, always sounding like he was enunciating a papal decree about the Last Judgement/Armageddon, 'we\'ve all gotta go. I\'ve got prostate cancer myself, chemo-this, radiation-that, whatever I can do, but even without it I\'d still have to go relatively soon, and....'<br/>     'Is that giving it to me straight or is it labyrinthically?'<br/>     John Bonnet in bed, as pale as whipped cream but still radiating out an aura of superman-ness , like he wasn\'t flesh and blood at all but some sort of cybernetic game figure.'<br/>     'So we\'re all doing to die, but that\'s not really what\'s on my mind.'<br/>     'I appreciate your making a house-call,' a little weaker now, his Knight Templar psychological shield down.<br/>     'Well, we\'re pals and, you know, housecalls were standard in the old days, my father made them all the time,' head down, a moment of prayer-homage, 'May he rest in peace.'<br/>     'Not me! Rest in turbulence!,' laughing, but Dr. Goldmark not responding, sitting there as serious as an empty picture frame on a living room wall.<br/>     'Why so serious? Is my end so imminent?'<br/>     'Look,' Goldmark persisting in almost solemnity, 'I\'ve been reading your fragmentos for decades. There must be about fifteen volumes of them published by now.'<br/>     'Twenty-three. You don\'t have the early ones.'<br/>     'But I\'d like to...how to put it...I\'m serums and shots and x-rays, not thesauruses, and in all your work I feel messages, but they\'re always implicit, never quite spelled out, no credos or papal declarations... just for fun could you spell them out a little clearer for me.'<br/>     'Deathbed confession.'<br/>     'Lifebed confession.'<br/>     'I\'m not any prophet or pope...I\'ve always declared, in fact, that I\'m pure entertainment, no \'messages.\''<br/>     'I wish I had a camera, a recorder...at least I have my ..somewhat failing...memory.'<br/>     Bonnet suddenly getting very grim, preoccupied, squirming for a moment and then getting statuefied. Goldmark had never seen him this way before, kept thinking Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, To Be or Not To Be, This is the Question, then Bonnet suddenly 'lifting up,' back against the bed, like he was ready to take<br/>                                                  2.<br/>the oath, 'Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and....'<br/>     'OK,' blinking, a little unsure and hesitant now, but still encyclicalish, 'Let me give it a try...' Closing his eyes for a moment, Goldmark thinking he\'d conked out, or worse, but then the words started in, like sleep-talking, soft, tiny-pawed, but at the same time in their own way Moses on the Mount prophetic, 'First of all, no Amorites versus the ancient Jews nonsense, with God on the Jews\' side: \'You can kill them and their children, take their animals and land.\' I and Thou became US, no matter what the beliefs, languages, colors, all part of the same club. To be human is to be same-human, in fact glorying in differences.. And it\'s true, the whole time I was growing up in Portland, the more foreign/exotic the better, my parents liked diversity like it was precious gems, that was the main thing, abraços, nothing to do with murder. Like sometimes I go into these fancy chain restaurants and over in the corner there\'s this whole family, a birthday party or something, all the grandmas and grandpas, kids, grand-kids, great-grand-kids...or maybe it\'s a few old women together, I always think widows, sometimes a few survivor guys...you get the sense of like there\'s something inside them all that says \'This is great, the way it ought to be,\' I know it sounds corney, but I don\'t even want to say love, let\'s call it one tribe, the whole world as one tribe, you see another colored face, hear another language, and instead of turning you off, it turns you on. I\'m an ex-Catholic-turned-Jew, maybe I want Christmas back, the Savior coming and he comes, we\'re saved, in our synagogue the local Moslem minister comes and gives sermons, we go over to the mosque, the Rabbi talks there. Love black, love YAKSA MASH, DOBCHA, Polish-Czech....love oriental, everyone works, not just a few bigshots on top and everyone losing their jobs and houses, everything imported, nothing made here, build new furniture factories, grow cotton, weave wool, make shoes and carpets, radiators and screwdrivers, hair-dryers....and re-create neighborhoods, parks, a sense of belonging, turn off the imports and limit lap-top time...I\'m back on the river and in the Scottish Highlands, on the seaside, in Cádiz, Spain, in Venice and Stockholm, pass the dumplings in Prague and then come back to the working woman-man USA...and the wild turkeys keep turkeying through my head, the deers and grouses...re-countrying it even in the middle of the city, like in Cambridge...'<br/>     He stops, worn out, there\'s obviously a lot more to share/say, but he\'s not up to it.<br/>     'So, OK,' says Goldmark, 'Any major problems or changes and give me a call, there\'s that Mrs. Gorman who lives upstairs, right? Free room and board for a little now-and-then care.'<br/>     'I\'ve got an emergency bell if I need her,' pointing to a little bell-<br/>                                             3.<br/>pad on the table next to the bed, 'she\'s a good cook, lots of corned beef and cabbage. As Irish as I was supposed to be growing up...'<br/>     'We should have all stay \'there,\' you know what I mean, our pasts. Me in a shethl in Bohemia somewhere, you in Athenry, no Nazis, no potato famines,' stopping, looking up at and then beyond the ceiling, a look of hope turning slowly to disgruntalment, then a final smile and 'Shalom,' and he was gone and Bonnet closed his eyes and let the rains of exhaustion wash him painlessly into dreamless sleep.<br/>",
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     biog:"Born in Chicago, 1932, polio at age 5,cured with new pre-Saulk experimental medicine, childhood immersed in opera, violin, piano, musical composition, art by his ex-violinist-turned-M.D. father, and frustrated actress mother, then 3 years of pre-med and a year of Medicine, dropped out of medical school and got a B.S. (Hum.) and M.A.(English) from Loyola U.in Chicago, first trip to Paris,London, Florence, Rome, Amsterdam, etc., then a PhD in American Literature from the U. of Illinois (Urbana-Champaign). Married Peruvian poet Lucia Ungaro de Zevallos. Prof. of American Literature, Loyola University in Los Angeles (now Loyola Marymount University) , 1958-1968, Professor in the Department of American Thought and Language, Michigan State University (1968-1999). Now retired.  His most recent books are The Collected Poetry, Icehouse & The Thirteen Keys to Talmud (Crossing Chaos), and Revoir. ",
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     author: "Jill Glass",
     role: "Author",
     title: "All Left",
     text: "The headshot says, 'I\'m opening a Quizno\'s franchise. So I can control my destiny.' We\'re on a coffee date at my local café. Arranged by my dentist. He had no way of knowing how I feel about actors. 'Can you control mine?' I say. 'I\'d like to be a varsity cheerleader. Then a supermodel.' The headshot acts like he gets it. He smiles. His teeth are the color of soap opera.  <br/><br/>      He tries to follow me the two blocks home. I shake him at the corner of Forty and Skittish. Uh-oh. There. Under the mascara bush. Another gutted cat. Coyotes are crossing Ventura at Vineland. Coyotes are biting the hand that feeds them. Coyotes are knocking at my front door. Wait. Coyotes don\'t knock. They ring the doorbell. I\'d doorbell you now if I knew where you lived, Mr. No Forwarding Address. You slay me.  <br/><br/>      Animal Control says it\'s all in the canines. Precision incisions. They cut like surgeons. Slice through flesh to steal the heart. Leave the carcass hollow but whole lotta love. Oh, no not that word. It gave you a headache. Was that it? When I bought you the generic Advil? Or the time I used the same Kleenex twice? Our marriage bed is on the porch. What took me so long to think of it? I am waiting for Salvation. Or at least a soldier from its Army.   <br/><br/>      It started the night you saw my piqué turns. I had you spun on Ballerina legs. You didn\'t see the flaw. My extension. Always a problem on the right side, never the left. The left was on fire. Half a dancer. If I had two left feet I\'d have been Gelsey Kirkland. Too many nights at the barre.  <br/><br/>      First date. Vino Vino. A girl came up behind me and tucked the tag into my t-shirt. Oops. Other than that, I was all left. You said, 'I\'m going to fuck up your life.' Note to self: mark the time. On the watch I bought at Rite Aid.  <br/><br/>      Tomorrow, Mattress Discounters. Tonight, the couch. The sleeping pill is pulling. You had pretty shoes. Pretty feet. Like a girl\'s. Pretty eyes. Pretty mouth. Pretty teeth. Regular white, not soap opera white. I drowsy-dial. New York 411. No listing. You can\'t be listed. You were almost famous. I was scared of her. You know. Elisabeth Shue. Sorry. Li-sa. Why did you tell me you\'d dated? Painkiller high? From the time you rode the pony wrong and your jeans wore a hole through your ass. I told you to post. No letter. Miss you. Still.  <br/>      On our second date, you said tell you something I\'d feel silly telling anyone else. Since Northridge, I have a superstition. I believe I control all the earthquakes in Los Angeles from the keypad of my alarm system. Not the main one, just don\'t touch the one in the laundry room, next to the detergent. It was actual Tide. You can\'t always scrimp. Sometimes you want the real thing.<br/>",
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     biog:"Jill Glass is a former Sr. VP of marketing at A&M Records. Her fiction has appeared in the Los Angeles Times Sunday Magazine, Ninth Letter, ZYZZYVA, and Flashquake, and performed at the New Short Fiction Series, Los Angeles\' longest running spoken word series. She is a graduate of the Vermont College MFA in Fine Arts program. She lives in Los Angeles.",
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     author: "Lyn Lifshin",
     role: "Author",
     title: "THE MAD GIRL WOULD JUST AS SOON HAVE RERUNS OF NIGHTS HIS FACE WAS ALL BLOW UPS",
     text: "nights wild as mustard<br/><br/>leaving that much of<br/><br/>a stain nothing<br/><br/>takes out without<br/><br/>taking what\'s<br/><br/>been stained with it.<br/><br/>Tangy, yes but the<br/><br/>ambience was more<br/><br/>like chlorine she<br/><br/>said after you pulled<br/><br/>away though she<br/><br/>reeled you back, as if<br/><br/>it was in, where you<br/><br/>were best she\'ll<br/><br/>remember it better<br/><br/>before of course<br/><br/>the final dissolve<br/>",
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     biog:"Lyn Lifshin\'s books include: the award-winning Another Woman Who Looks Like Me, and The Licorice Daughter: My Year With Ruffian; Barbaro, Persephone; 92 Rapple Drive; Drifting; Nutley Pond; Lost In The Fog; Light at the End, the Jesus poems; Before it\'s Light; and Cold Comfort. Her poems have appeared in most literary and poetry magazines, and Ms. Lifshin is the subject of an award winning documentary film, Lyn Lifshin: Not Made of Glass, available from Women Make Movies. Her poem, The No More Apologizing, the No More Little, Laughing Blues has been called among the most impressive documents of the women\'s poetry movement, by Alicia Ostriker.  An update to her Gale Research Projects Autobiographical series, On the Outside:Blues, Blue Lace, was published Spring 2003. For interviews, photographs, awards, more bio material, publication details, reviews, interviews, prose, samples of work and more, visit her web site is <a href='http://www.lynlifshin.com'>www.lynlifshin.com</a> forthcoming in 2010 KATRINA from Poetic Matrix Press.",
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     author: "Lyn Lifshin",
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     title: "THE MAD GIRL FEELS LIKE THAT DOLPHIN",
     text: "slithering up the Hudson<br/><br/>wrong way, trapped.<br/><br/>Something in her leans<br/><br/>against flaking wharves<br/><br/>she can\'t escape hurling<br/><br/>toward. The grease of<br/><br/>night coats her lips,<br/><br/>her fingers are driftwood.<br/><br/>What\'s gone, a charm<br/><br/>like the shadows, the<br/><br/>lightning and trains in<br/><br/>that Joshua Tree Motel<br/><br/>where not even his smell<br/><br/>stays, is on her as she<br/><br/>plunges past bleached<br/><br/>docks, driving smack in<br/><br/>to dead ends<br/>",
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     biog:"Lyn Lifshin\'s books include: the award-winning Another Woman Who Looks Like Me, and The Licorice Daughter: My Year With Ruffian; Barbaro, Persephone; 92 Rapple Drive; Drifting; Nutley Pond; Lost In The Fog; Light at the End, the Jesus poems; Before it\'s Light; and Cold Comfort. Her poems have appeared in most literary and poetry magazines, and Ms. Lifshin is the subject of an award winning documentary film, Lyn Lifshin: Not Made of Glass, available from Women Make Movies. Her poem, The No More Apologizing, the No More Little, Laughing Blues has been called among the most impressive documents of the women\'s poetry movement, by Alicia Ostriker.  An update to her Gale Research Projects Autobiographical series, On the Outside:Blues, Blue Lace, was published Spring 2003. For interviews, photographs, awards, more bio material, publication details, reviews, interviews, prose, samples of work and more, visit her web site is <a href='http://www.lynlifshin.com'>www.lynlifshin.com</a> forthcoming in 2010 KATRINA from Poetic Matrix Press.",
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     author: "Marc Lowe",
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     title: "UNTITLED",
     text: "Flying on the wings of a dead bird I come to you every evening licking a plate of foie gras that has been prepared on the run. This is no nightmare, say I, but rather a dream of the way things must be between you and me. One dips and dives, shimmies and shakes through seas of uncertainty, each of us no more than a pawn placed on this earth to suffer, and then suffer again. Language is a game that takes us out of our heads, transports us to new and expansive exigencies. Wonderous is this landscape, impossible though it be to parse the leaves of the (ex)foliage that grow from your shins like radishes, the stuff of mirth, of matter, of mind. Who has given us this daily bread that we should forsake our only lover in favor of a pneumatic wraith? Who has cut open the shell that becomes the shaker inside of which the seeds of our youth have withered and died? What empty sounds this instrument makes when struck with a fist, or a fine-tuned fork! What hollowness resonates through our tongues when we bite into the scent that wafts from its exposed innards! Death surrounds us and we do not fear it, for it comes to one and all eventually, and there is no escape. <br/><br/>In bed you sit erect, eyes focused on the visions that chill you, make your teeth come loose and fall into the palms of your outspread hands, one by one, soundlessly. My tongue tastes your hair, your eyes, the insides of your wax-laden eardrums. You are weeping, but I have come to comfort you at the end of the tortuous road. You are blind, but I have come to restore your sight, albeit temporarily. When you touch the keyboard my heart expands, flutters, clicks like a pacemaker taken from the hollow chest of a man whose initials are D.C. You limn your life in ways others wouldn\'t understand. There are no voices here, there are only reflections (or was it confessions?), a line you have heard somewhere before, sung by one with a golden voice who understands suffering as well as you yourself do. Out at sea, you drift with the drifters, aimless and wretched, a tawdry fool with no sense of direction. North becomes South becomes Southwest becomes Northeast becomes Nowhere at all. And this is where you stand now, staring straight into the light, I behind you, my scythe at the ready. ",
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     biog:"Marc Lowe\’s work has appeared in 580 Split, Big Bridge, BlazeVOX, Caketrain, elimae, Farrago\’s Wainscot, Pindeldyboz, The Salt River Review, Sein und Werden, Storyglossia, and others.  He is an associate editor of Mad Hatters\’ Review and is currently pursuing an MFA in fiction writing at Brown University in Providence, RI, where he has been working on multiple book-length projects.  Visit <a href='http://www.malo23.com'>www.malo23.com</a> for more information.",
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     author: "Mary Mackey",
     role: "Author",
     title: "NIGHTLIGHT",
     text: "more than the mad witches in the closet<br/><br/>combing the snakes on their heads<br/><br/>or the soft lumps of<br/><br/>flesh under the bed that turned<br/><br/>and moaned constantly like bare<br/><br/>maple branches scraping a windowpane <br/><br/>more than the blue things that hung<br/><br/>down from the ceiling<br/><br/>candle wax monsters<br/><br/>dripping   teeth bared  clawing away<br/><br/>rattle rattle  like rats in<br/><br/>the wall  <br/><br/>all of these were nothing compared<br/><br/>to the black sheet that folded<br/><br/>itself around me each night<br/><br/>at eight  <br/><br/>anything could come out of it<br/><br/>demons speaking in tongues like crazed<br/><br/>preachers  rusty blades<br/><br/>bent on slitting me from ear to ear<br/><br/>strange, thin men with melting<br/><br/>faces who would only speak in whispers<br/><br/>as they went about their gristly business <br/><br/>worse yet nothing might come<br/><br/>out because nothing was in there  nothing<br/><br/>had ever been in there <br/><br/>a child could fall into that open pit<br/><br/>as easily as she could fall into a well<br/><br/>fill herself with blankness<br/><br/>feast on black blood<br/><br/>forget the keep the pulse in her wrist<br/>ticking  forget to breathe<br/>",
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     biog:"Mary Mackey, author of five collections of poetry and 12 novels including The Widow\'s War, just published by Berkley Books. The poems in her most recent collection, Breaking the Fever (Marsh Hawk Press), have been praised by Wendell Berry, Jane Hirshfield, Dennis Nurkse, Garrison Keillor, Ron Hansen, Dennis Schmitz, and Marge Piercy for their beauty, precision, originality, and extraordinary range. Often mixing Portuguese and English, they are lyrical, mystical, sometimes fierce, and at times even shocking. Mackey’s crisp-edged perceptions are \'set down with a sensuous, compassionate, utterly unflinching eye (Hirshfield).\' Visit <a href='wwww.marymackey.com'>wwww.marymackey.com</a> for a sampling of her poetry.",
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     author: "Mary Mackey",
     role: "Author",
     title: "Sugar Zone",
     text: "Sempre me amedrontou  I have always<br/><br/>been afraid   tankers strung out along the horizon<br/><br/>like a necklace of black<br/><br/>seeds  a ideia de ter um filho  of the idea<br/><br/>of having a child  let\'s get drunk<br/><br/>on cachaca forget her outstretched<br/><br/>hands her face  the delicate angle of her nose<br/><br/>her children selling candy roses  cor de piedras<br/><br/>color of stones amathest, emerald, diamond<br/><br/>all day the tankers come and go  the mill grinds<br/><br/>barefoot men and women cut<br/><br/>and cut    <br/><br/>for a whole week I missed Solange<br/><br/>Durante uma semana mes equeci<br/><br/>then clairty for three days<br/><br/>limpeza  limpeza<br/><br/>they sleep on the<br/><br/>black and white tiles that wind beneath our feet<br/><br/>steal the food off our plates<br/><br/>We eat behind fences <br/><br/>the ticks drop off the<br/><br/>trees and settle between our cold beer<br/><br/>and cashews plastic straws blow down the beach<br/><br/>like transparent wands  a ciudade so voltarava a existir<br/><br/>depois de 20 de janeiro  (this city has only existed<br/><br/>since the 20th of January)  for twenty minutes we<br/><br/>stood in the deserted street<br/><br/>    figuei olhando looking<br/><br/>for something<br/><br/>           no longer<br/>there<br/>",
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     biog:"Mary Mackey, author of five collections of poetry and 12 novels including The Widow\'s War, just published by Berkley Books. The poems in her most recent collection, Breaking the Fever (Marsh Hawk Press), have been praised by Wendell Berry, Jane Hirshfield, Dennis Nurkse, Garrison Keillor, Ron Hansen, Dennis Schmitz, and Marge Piercy for their beauty, precision, originality, and extraordinary range. Often mixing Portuguese and English, they are lyrical, mystical, sometimes fierce, and at times even shocking. Mackey’s crisp-edged perceptions are \'set down with a sensuous, compassionate, utterly unflinching eye (Hirshfield).\' Visit <a href='wwww.marymackey.com'>wwww.marymackey.com</a> for a sampling of her poetry.",
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     author: "Suchoon Mo",
     role: "Author",
     title: "Call An Ambulance",
     text: "I am in love<br/>I love her<br/>I am love sick<br/>I am a love sick man<br/>my love for her is sickening<br/>I am sick<br/>I am sickening<br/>don\'t call her<br/>call an ambulance<br/> ",
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     biog:"Suchoon Mo, a Mad Hatters\' Review composer, is a former Korean Army lieutenant and retired academic living in the semiarid part of Colorado, with his wife, a dog and a cat.    He is a loner who writes poetry, composes much, and photographs nature.   He is a martial art black belt (taekwondo) and officiates at championships on national and international levels.   In summer time, he goes hunting with his air rifle, and shoots grass hoppers.   Birds usually clean up the scene of killing.   He is a voracious reader but he doesn't read novels anymore.   They are too long and too wordy.   He likes occasional coffee.   He pours sugar in a cup, then pours coffee.   This minimalist procedure of coffee drinking eliminates the use of spoon.   His approach to poetry and music is similar.   The ultimate objective is to create poetry with no word and music with no sound, and find truth which is not true at all. ",
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     author: "Suchoon Mo",
     role: "Author",
     title: "To Be Nor Not To Be",
     text: "let us go<br/>you and I<br/>to the sea food restaurant<br/>where shrimps chant in the frying pan<br/>and women don\'t talk about michelangelo<br/><br/>the sound of mantra<br/>the voice of shrimps<br/>the frying pan<br/><br/>mantra<br/>mantra<br/>mantra<br/><br/>to be or not to be<br/>that\'s a silly question<br/>just listen to shrimps<br/>before you eat them<br/><br/>let us go<br/>just you and I<br/> ",
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     biog:"Suchoon Mo, a Mad Hatters\' Review composer, is a former Korean Army lieutenant and retired academic living in the semiarid part of Colorado, with his wife, a dog and a cat.    He is a loner who writes poetry, composes much, and photographs nature.   He is a martial art black belt (taekwondo) and officiates at championships on national and international levels.   In summer time, he goes hunting with his air rifle, and shoots grass hoppers.   Birds usually clean up the scene of killing.   He is a voracious reader but he doesn't read novels anymore.   They are too long and too wordy.   He likes occasional coffee.   He pours sugar in a cup, then pours coffee.   This minimalist procedure of coffee drinking eliminates the use of spoon.   His approach to poetry and music is similar.   The ultimate objective is to create poetry with no word and music with no sound, and find truth which is not true at all. ",
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     author: "Suchoon Mo",
     role: "Author",
     title: "Going Home: Homage to Santoka",
     text: "I danced with a girl<br/>she had three legs and danced well<br/>I was quite drunk then<br/><br/>when she goes to church<br/>with the red shoes upon her head<br/>a miracle will happen<br/><br/>she undresses<br/>like an onion peeling itself<br/>I have tears in my eyes<br/><br/>earth worms underground<br/>are you happy there?<br/><br/>I spread my arms<br/>she spreads her legs<br/>martial art<br/><br/>saint valentine\'s day<br/>two sparrows are not mating<br/><br/>my mind is empty<br/>my bladder is full<br/><br/>oh I am sorry<br/>you were playing a tuba<br/>I didn\'t know<br/><br/>I can\'t eat bacon<br/>the soprano is screaming<br/>like a dying pig<br/><br/>so many lights on the street<br/>I lost my shadow<br/><br/>the undertaker<br/>he dumped the deceased in the pit<br/>took the casket home<br/><br/>a frog came to the door<br/>it was a jehovah\'s witness<br/>reborn<br/><br/>in a dense fog<br/>I drove past an abandoned house<br/>it was my home<br/><br/><br/>- previously appeared in Journal of Truth and Consequence ",
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     biog:"Suchoon Mo, a Mad Hatters\' Review composer, is a former Korean Army lieutenant and retired academic living in the semiarid part of Colorado, with his wife, a dog and a cat.    He is a loner who writes poetry, composes much, and photographs nature.   He is a martial art black belt (taekwondo) and officiates at championships on national and international levels.   In summer time, he goes hunting with his air rifle, and shoots grass hoppers.   Birds usually clean up the scene of killing.   He is a voracious reader but he doesn't read novels anymore.   They are too long and too wordy.   He likes occasional coffee.   He pours sugar in a cup, then pours coffee.   This minimalist procedure of coffee drinking eliminates the use of spoon.   His approach to poetry and music is similar.   The ultimate objective is to create poetry with no word and music with no sound, and find truth which is not true at all. ",
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     author: "Jefferson Navicky",
     role: "Author",
     title: "Carsonville – pop. 13,500 ",
     text: "more than the mad witches in the closet<br/><br/>combing the snakes on their heads<br/><br/>or the soft lumps of<br/><br/>flesh under the bed that turned<br/><br/>and moaned constantly like bare<br/><br/>maple branches scraping a windowpane <br/><br/>more than the blue things that hung<br/><br/>down from the ceiling<br/><br/>candle wax monsters<br/><br/>dripping   teeth bared  clawing away<br/><br/>rattle rattle  like rats in<br/><br/>the wall  <br/><br/>all of these were nothing compared<br/><br/>to the black sheet that folded<br/><br/>itself around me each night<br/><br/>at eight  <br/><br/>anything could come out of it<br/><br/>demons speaking in tongues like crazed<br/><br/>preachers  rusty blades<br/><br/>bent on slitting me from ear to ear<br/><br/>strange, thin men with melting<br/><br/>faces who would only speak in whispers<br/><br/>as they went about their gristly business <br/><br/>worse yet nothing might come<br/><br/>out because nothing was in there  nothing<br/><br/>had ever been in there <br/><br/>a child could fall into that open pit<br/><br/>as easily as she could fall into a well<br/><br/>fill herself with blankness<br/><br/>feast on black blood<br/><br/>forget the keep the pulse in her wrist<br/>ticking  forget to breathe<br/>",
     sources: "",
     biog:"Jefferson Navicky\'s work has been published in Bombay Gin, Tarpaulin Sky, Cross-Cultural Poetics, Chain, and is forthcoming in Artifice.  In 2007, Black Lodge Press published his chapbook, Map of the Second Person.  He teaches Composition & Literature at Southern Maine Community College and lives in South Portland.",
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     author: "Jefferson Navicky",
     role: "Author",
     title: "NIGHTLIGHT",
     text: "At a bar/restaurant that used to be a bank in Akron, near the Football Hall of Fame, I eat lunch with my mother, father and brother.  Mother leaves to wash her hands.  Father and I order the soup, his favorite, but a giant bowl of greasy oatmeal arrives with cucumbers on top.  Father eats all his soup in a matter of minutes.  My brother orders a quiche served in a small bowl.  I am jealous.  I eat a few bites of my soup but have to stop because of the gag reflex.  Then we drive to a bigbox bookstore.  Mother wanders off to look for books on dyslexia.  My father, brother and I find an old paperback thriller father gave my brother and me when we were young.  He explains how he continues to order it for his friends through various channels, different editions, a new preface.  My brother and I are arguing with father about the story line, a discrepancy of plot, when I look over to the magazine rack and see my friend B. who has driven up from down south.  B., who hasn\'t seen me yet, lets out an orgasmic sigh when he finds the magazine he is looking for.  I am very excited to see B. as I haven\'t spoken with him since graduate school.  I go over to talk.  He says to me, 'You\'ve got to see this magazine – they\'ve put the complete gestalt smell of a World War II battleship inside its pages.'  We stand shoulder to shoulder and he opens the magazine.  The smell of musty clothes and metal drifts out like the moment of entering my grandparents\' house, but there\'s something else present, something closer to sinking.",
     sources: "Jefferson Navicky\'s work has been published in Bombay Gin, Tarpaulin Sky, Cross-Cultural Poetics, Chain, and is forthcoming in Artifice.  In 2007, Black Lodge Press published his chapbook, Map of the Second Person.  He teaches Composition & Literature at Southern Maine Community College and lives in South Portland.",
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contents[27] = {
     author: "Mary Beth O\'Connor",
     role: "Author",
     title: "Sociology",
     text: "For over two hundred years, the objects have been on the move from house to house, making the occupants rich, changing their luck, qualifying them to marry the hero or the prettiest girl in Miss Beck\'s class--or dooming them to poverty, social ridicule, depression.  Why are people drawn toward the odd 18th century ladder back chair?  Why are the most valuable objects drawn toward the richest houses?  Why are the golden retrievers out chasing sticks flung way out on the water?  I say it is because of the sad reality.  Cherry armoires, porcelain topped tables exert a palpable energy which creates a conflict:  emptiness requires fulfillment.  It\'s simple physics.  The object feels the draw, the pull--it\'s a kind of horizontal gravity.  Over at Mr. Cleaves house, the new Empire sideboard is left overnight alone in a bare room.  It cries but Mr. Cleaves has instructed his family to ignore its cries, difficult as that may be.  For, if attended to and comforted, it will become passive and lazy.  Left alone, however, it will exert its true personality!  It will draw expensive silver and china from houses near and far.  Of course, it\'s a dangerous period, that first night, because if it turns out to be a weak piece of wood, not even worthy of the name 'furniture,' it will suffer the same fate--it will be drawn into the house of--Who knows?!  It will begin to tremble, then shiver and shake, then slide slowly out the door and there will be nothing Mr. Cleaves can do to stop it.  Hence the furrowed brows and visible signs of worry on collectors and mere owners (Ha!) everywhere. Until the power of various items has been established, it\'s anyone\'s guess what one will find when he comes downstairs in the morning!  And new neighbors are always arriving, and suspicious.  Invite the Ransoms over for a drink and watch them eye your stuff, matching their pets against yours.<br/>",
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     biog:"Mary Beth O\'Connor lives in the Finger Lakes region of New York State and teaches at Ithaca College in Ithaca, NY. Her chapbook \'Smackdown!  Poems about the Professor Business\' won the 2006 Teachers’ Voice chapbook competition and was published early in 2007 under the pseudonym Anna E. Moss (say it fast), because she had a few concerns about keeping her job, but what the hell. Ms. O\'Connor has also published in Compass Rose, Blue Earth Review, Massachusetts Review, Blithe House Quarterly, Nimrod, Blueline, and some others. She\'s thrilled to appear in this collision of Mad Hatter and Bunk!",
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contents[28] = {
     author: "Sarah Sarai",
     role: "Author",
     title: "hAve You Been Married, the Sister asK",
     text: "I were chosen I know to asignify aboriginal<br/>rage Ascribed esoteric as waltztime frenzy.<br/><br/>I know were visited like were mystical<br/>and like were slut Or mysticless but<br/>belovable and not slut but container.<br/>For Radiant Fountain, She does overflow<br/>to willing and un.<br/><br/>Neath bottom line am to our death will get<br/>years before were wished.<br/>Clear enough if say I: Sister,<br/><br/>unthink pincushion angels ajig and<br/>no meaning in a ring (O! Smêagol) Til<br/>boom-boomed in fire heart-scalding. Then<br/>cleansy in love (for sweet glide to Home).<br/>",
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     biog:"Sarah Sarai is an unsymmetrical woman with a symmetrical name. Her poetry collection, The Future Is Happy (BlazeVOX), is a mystical tender playful filigree of a recently released book. Fiction and&#47;or poetry in Fairy Tale Review, Mississippi Review, Threepenny Review, Willows Wept Review, et al.  MFA&#47;fiction&#47;Sarah Lawrence.",
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     author: "Sarah Sarai",
     role: "Author",
     title: "We Are Jack Kerouac",
     text: "Though not in the sense<br/>we were born in Lowell Mass<br/>or beat it out of there to<br/>get famous, though we<br/>gassed up and burned rubber<br/>in Lowell Mass and in<br/>other states and cities<br/>we hitched rides and smoked<br/>cigarettes on route 66 and<br/>interstate 90 and on weed<br/>and acid on a crazy-eight-<br/>curlicue of L.A. freeways<br/>merging like a concrete Möbius<br/>swapping out autos so on<br/>Thanksgiving-Friday in<br/>nineteen seventy something<br/>we knew that sensory swirl<br/>would be ours, daily everlasting;<br/>in the daily everlasting we\'d<br/>lean into endless curves,<br/>and though laws of identity<br/>have things equal to themselves,<br/>i.e., Jack = Jack, there\'s<br/>the poetic corollary that things<br/>are equal to much that\'s wild<br/>and so beautiful, like our<br/>holy transfixion on birds<br/>thrumming wings in<br/>the blue guitar of dreams.<br/>But truly we\'re Jack Kerouac<br/>when morning light catches<br/>now our thrumming adventures,<br/>embarked on long ago.<br/>",
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     biog:"Sarah Sarai is an unsymmetrical woman with a symmetrical name. Her poetry collection, The Future Is Happy (BlazeVOX), is a mystical tender playful filigree of a recently released book. Fiction and&#47;or poetry in Fairy Tale Review, Mississippi Review, Threepenny Review, Willows Wept Review, et al.  MFA&#47;fiction&#47;Sarah Lawrence.",
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contents[30] = {
     author: "Tom Savage",
     role: "Author",
     title: "The Meets",
     text: "Lakme meets The Pearl Fishers.<br/>Mars meets Pluto.<br/>Ozzie & Harriet meet Dracula.<br/>The Marx Brothers meet The Holocaust.<br/>Irma Vep meets Suor Angelica.<br/>Russalka meets Die Walkure.<br/>The First Emperor meets Hello Dolly.<br/>La Fille Du Regiment meets Ivanhoe.<br/>Das Rheingold meets the composer Heinechen.<br/>Casablanca meets L.A. Confidential.<br/>H.D. meets Queen Victoria.<br/>Mary Stuart meets Grand Hotel.<br/>Allen Ginsberg meets John Milton<br/>Oscar Wilde meets Sappho.<br/>Jean Genet meets Joan of Arc.<br/>Satyagraha meets The Mahabharata.<br/>The Peony Pavillion meets Never Give a Sucker an Even Break.<br/>Moby Dick meets A Brief Encounter.<br/>The 39 Steps meets A Stairway to Heaven.<br/>Abbott & Costello meet Bach\'s B Minor Mass.<br/>The Lost Horizon meets Kundun.<br/>Walt Whitman meets Basho.<br/>Shakyamuni Buddha meets the Maitreya.<br/>The Tempest meets Tea and Sympathy.<br/>The Magic Flute meets The Red Violin.<br/>Lucia Di Lammermoor meets I Love Lucy.<br/>Michaelangelo Buonnarotti meets Michelangelo Antonioni<br/>Federico Fellin meets George Melies<br/>Odilon Redon meets August or Jean Renoir<br/>Auguste Rodin meets Rodan<br/>Arthur Rimbaud meets Rambo<br/>Amy Beach meets Voltaire<br/>Victor Hugo meets de la Rochefoucauld<br/>Marcel Proust meets Goethe<br/>James Joyce meets Mary Magdalene<br/>Murasaki Shikibu meets Gertrude Stein<br/>Frank O\'Hara meets Buster Keaton<br/>Tennyson meets Flaubert<br/>Edith Sitwell meets Emily Dickinson<br/>Sir Mick Jagger meets Sir Arthur Conan Doyle<br/>Claude Debussy meets Toru Takemitsu<br/>Owen Wister meets John Wayne<br/>Willa Cather meets Aphra Behn<br/>Marilyn Monroe meets Cleopatra<br/>Anne Bradstreet meets Marianne Moore<br/>Elizabeth Bishop meets William Shakespeare<br/>Dante Alighieri meets Knut Hamsun<br/>Ingmar Bergman meets Gustav Klimt<br/>Gregory Corso meets Percy Bysshe Shelley<br/>Lord Byron meets Torquato Tasso<br/>Aristophanes meets Farid Ud-Din Attar<br/>Fanny Mendelssohn meets Sigrid Unset<br/>Claudio Monteverdi meets Jean Cocteau<br/>The Night of the Hunter meets The Twentieth Century<br/>Les Enfants du Paradis meets Beyond Rangoon<br/>The Full Monty meets The Man Who Came To Dinner<br/>Dinner at Eight meets Les Quatre Cent Coups<br/>Zero de Conduite meets The Bowery Boys<br/>The Three Stooges meet Moliere<br/>Naked Lunch meets The Sun Also Rises<br/>H.G. Wells meets Thomas Wolfe<br/>The Christmas Carol meets Parsifal<br/>Tristan und Isolde meets Die Aegyptische Helene<br/>Ah Wilderness meets King Lear<br/>Frederic Chopin meets Wislawa Szymborska<br/>Edgard Varese meets Robert Schumann<br/>Noel Coward meets Jean Racine<br/>Nothing Sacred meets The Burmese Harp<br/>Die Frau Ohne Schatten meets Woman Without a Face<br/>Street Scene meets The Old Dark House<br/>Island of Lost Souls meets Elmer Gantry<br/>Knocked Up meets After Life<br/>King Kong meets Blithe Spirit<br/>Mr. Deeds Goes To Town meets North By Northwest<br/>The Thief of Baghdad meets The Man Who Laughs<br/>M meets You Can\'t Take It With You<br/>Philadelphia meets O Brother Where Art Thou<br/>The English Patient meets Dr. Kildare<br/>The Hairy Ape meets Mighty Joe Young<br/>Sunset Boulevard meets Journey to the End of the World<br/>Citizen Kane meets Monsieur Verdoux<br/>Turandot meets The Birds<br/>Ivan the Terrible meets The King of Hearts<br/>Phantom of the Opera meets A Night at the Opera<br/>Dinner at Eight meets Guess Who\'s Coming to Dinner.<br/>Steamboat Round the Bend meets The Titanic.<br/>The Devil Wears Prada meets The Earrings of Madame De...<br/>Quai De Brumes meets The Sweet Smell of Success.<br/>Strangers on a Train meets The Shanghai Express<br/>After Life meets The Night of the Living Dead.<br/>Dark Victory meets Orphans of the Storm.<br/>The Little Foxes meets The Red Balloon.<br/>Regle de Jeu meets Les Enfants du Paradis.<br/>The Gay Divorcee meets Shoot the Piano Player<br/>God and the Buddha meet and disappear into each other.<br/>",
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     biog:"Tom Savage\'s latest book of poetry, his ninth, is called Brainlifts.  It was published in August 2008 by Straw Gate Books.",
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     author: "Davis Schneiderman",
     role: "Author",
     title: "Black is the Color/ None is the Number",
     text: "We will not talk about the rotting maggots drooling over a distant relative\'s fortune; we will not talk about the Last Supper or the epiphanic moments at the end of James Joyce stories; we will not discuss the macrobiotic, isomorphic, corrupted plane of dissected sheep brains cluttering high-school science labs at the state and county pen; we will not talk about the tubercular lines of schizophrenic mental patients shut up by the apparatus of hook, line, and sinker, or lock, stock, and barrel by the anal retentive repetition of your most god-awful roach motel; we won\'t consider raising our sphincters toward the sky on Bastille Day or letting our subliminal kidneys excrete vials of ethereal urine and so remove effete nitrogenous matter from the blood; we won\'t even think about your goddamned happy hour with its shimmering bags of cellulite and collagen, the gel-filled facsimiles of breast meat cutting an arcane swath across that composite film of makeup, ash, crushed pretzels, and beer foam on the bar, reminiscent of your breath upon a window pane warmed just above the freezing point; we won\'t discuss the cut-off shorts and tank tops, the high-school mascots of half-feathered falcons, pre-processed burgers, and extinct, impotent lumberjacks sporting confederate flag buttons made from your secret cache of genetically altered swine; we won\'t imply that yes, a gelatinous conspiracy of candy magnates spikes everything with the cartilage of your ancestors caught up in the fervor of professional sports and lovemaking by applied mathematics; we won\'t fixate on the shunts of broken light peeling in from those dim basement windows; we won\'t watch those 13,000 camels jump through 12,999 needles in endless variations of musical chairs and negative dialectics; we won\'t broadcast the necessary angels dancing on pins and needles in your lazy child\'s legs, those little eyeballs rolling across the inside of baby fat layers, accelerating the process by which we all receive cancer; and most, importantly, we won\'t mention the net-and-bolt operation of the ever-growing multitude, the rotting limbs of oil-soaked retinas, the sorry gaze of the steel-toed work boots; we won\'t talk about the way it\'ll all go down Moses, the soft caress of bodies, the sexual dynamics of entrepreneurial elephants and syphilitic donkeys; we\'ll never tell anyone how we\'ll creep into the boardroom with our city-street perfume, our nine to five bedroom eyes and the cocksure swagger of our faux-leather briefcases; we won\'t tell your crooked truant agents about the lawsuits, the infringements, the incidents and payoffs, the wet, lolling lilt of your tongue and we chant the forbidden names of our old world saviors, 'Astaroth'— 'Baal'— 'Umma-Segnus'—'Sebek'; we won\'t forget your faces, scarred by the chemical drinking water, mutilated by age-defying makeup and jump-cut gangster films; we\'ll never say a word as we raise your expectations and entice you with French Fries soaked in beef tallow, washed in the blood of your people, baptized in pools of ultra-solvent hemoglobin; we won\'t even think to mention when our crooked fingers rub your head, warm and inviting, when we place our fingers on your wet lips and together incant the dewdrops; we\'ll never tell a soul how your face smelled of sunshine as the 3-inch titanium bolt penetrated the side of your skull, shocking your brain into hemorrhage, splattering delicious blood all over our blue Wal-Mart aprons; and we\'ll never tell anyone how softly you fell, there, in the boardroom at the end of the earth, just after the data has been processed in a stream of cum and industrial surfactant, ecstatic at the rise in your own yellow-tinted fortune; if asked, we\'ll keep our mouths shut, and hold everything in our matrix of skin, in a secret of tendon, of ligament, of bone.",
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     biog:"Davis Schneiderman is a multimedia artist and writer whose works include the forthcoming novel Drain (Northwestern University Press 2010), the novels DIS (BlazeVox) and Abecedarium (Chiasmus); the co-edited collections \'Retaking the Universe: Williams S. Burroughs in the Age of Globalization\' (Pluto) and The Exquisite Corpse: Chance and Collaboration in Surrealism\'s Parlor Game (Nebraska, 2009); and the audiocollage Memorials to Future Catastrophes (Jaded Ibis) (published in Mad Hatters\' Review). His creative work has been accepted by numerous publications including Fiction International, The Chicago Tribune, The Iowa Review, and Exquisite Corpse. He is Director of Lake Forest College Press/&NOW Books, an editor of \'The &NOW AWARDS: The Best Innovative Writing,\' and he directs the NEH-funded Virtual Burnham Initiative. He can be found, virtually, at <a href='http://www.davisschneiderman.com/'>www.davisschneiderman.com</a>.",
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     author: "John Moore Williams",
     role: "Author",
     title: "strange flesh, or, happily neverafter",
     text: "we are never closer to the estate of beasts than when we are children. the<br/>smile\'s a wicked scythe\'s gleam, reminder of the cut wheat, the slit shell<br/>disclosing a tooth-cracking kernel.<br/><br/>when the boys come<br/>round the corner they are always disappearing. feral flocks of seagulls<br/>flapping up the quay, bone beaks like styluses writing in the deflated<br/>octopi\'s expired ink. their coats flap up, leathery, in the seabreeze, the<br/>spoiled cunt tang, forgotten angels of their own cradles. the hours<br/>watched in vigil for a slowly lapsing self.<br/><br/>what his hand discovered flopping in the humid fault; a fat maggot<br/>writhing. on command it vomits a pearly silk. this he weaves into the new<br/>coarse hairs, tattered flag for a new prow. this he feeds to his father<br/>who grows big in evenings, sipping the excrescence of rotted grain from<br/>amber vases. it\'s all a question of degree. as in, is Saturn a star in<br/>waiting?<br/><br/>Wendy sucks a cigarette rolled in sugar and spice, they say, giggling,<br/>she\'s practicing; Pan\'s tattered jacket adorned with a puppy dog\'s snipped<br/>tail (the dog itself always running, yapping, round him, satellite to a<br/>failing star, always begging for its tail back; ever since it lost it it\'s<br/>lost the knack for communiqués, a torrid clawing behind the ears earns a<br/>rumbling, chthonic growl, a swift kick in the belly a happy yap) Wendy<br/>pinned there in lieu of his shadow. The leavings of which: a staccato<br/>track of limping threads, worm cilia waving in the soft night\'s toxic<br/>breeze, HO gauge train tracks whistling forlornly into the night\'s hollow<br/>meatus. Botched Siamese-ing for estranged twins.<br/><br/>When he sleeps the snails gather to sip the opal essence of his thin,<br/>shivering sweat. Their mucusoid tracks twine down from the furred caverns<br/>of his nostrils, weep from the meaty corners of his eyes, accruing in<br/>horny bands across his back in the night, sealing over the angry weals of<br/>the bullwhip Wendy wields, sometimes, at his bequest.<br/><br/>standing here on the streetcorner they remind her of nothing so much as a<br/>murder of crows, in their iridescent pinions waiting for another social<br/>crucifixion. each one\'s tongue\'s an Xacto knife. She forgives them, as she<br/>knows she must, for if they didn\'t wield them thus the sharply angled<br/>blades would only make a mess of the soft pink inner meat of their cheeks;<br/>that would never do.<br/><br/>Tootles is ever and always<br/>saying \'tootles.\' it\'s so cute.<br/>it\'s not his marbles he\'s lost, indeed,<br/>it\'s these he\'s always winning.<br/><br/>he\'s got a leather bag a-jingle with their glass.<br/>his eyes, they resemble<br/><br/>nothing ever so much<br/><br/>as the tired analog watch strapped<br/>to a bundle of dynamite<br/><br/>there\'s nothing so sad as an animal grown old. its newfound impotence<br/>inexplicable as a man\'s assumed pilgrimage toward ends can never be. its<br/>confusion over the shuffling hobble it has acquired so clear in emptied<br/>eyes.<br/><br/>to get back to the streetcorner. there they strut, heads jutting<br/>mechanically forwards and back, looking for a corpse\'s secrets to whisper.<br/>the words, if words they\'d be and not sere gusts of no season\'s wind,<br/>would have to come out round the sugary lumps of gum harbored in the<br/>crannies of molars, and this, surely, seems impossible enough. Wendy\'s<br/>been chewing hers so long it has surely gone moldy. but she\'s not telling.<br/><br/>Tootles is floating over there, and it\'s only the thin band of floss the<br/>Twins have bound \'round his ankles – that, and the purse full of glass –<br/>that keep him down. he bumps, desperate as any one of the congregation of<br/>moths that are always accompanying him, against the lamppost. this latter<br/>the moths ignore in favor of the honey runnels of Tootle\'s frustrated<br/>tears. their long wire tongues lap ever so delicately at these rosary<br/>beads, never breaking the tenuous meniscus, only skimming a microscopic<br/>particle off the top. a pound of fat is as relative as morals to a child.<br/>with these loving, soft furred beasts, no doubt he would have drowned by<br/>now.<br/><br/>Wendy remember the first time they ever tried. supine on rough turd-brown<br/>carpet, her lacy blue and white panties, having been husked out from<br/>beneath her pinafore, which stands now thrusting absurdly straight-upward<br/>in the air, down around her ankles. Pan\'s down there, his cunning tongue<br/>telling lies her little pink pearl, truculent in its drunkenness (they\'d<br/>been sipping añejo all night long from crystal wine glasses) refuses to<br/>buy. the door hangs, a lolling wooden tongue, open, and at one point she<br/>glimpses Tootles shuffling by, heading to the bathroom, latest winnings<br/>clinking glassily in his furry little palms. Hot tears trickle out from<br/>the pursed lips of her eyes. Despite all this, when morning\'s light<br/>flooding thinly through the window above found them still together, Pan<br/>curled, fetally embracing her thighs, she\'d nearly drifted out the window.<br/>it hadn\'t taken any of Tink\'s golden powder at all.<br/><br/>all boys are hunters at heart, Wendy knows; it\'s a question of genetic<br/>memory. Pan\'s got a fine memory, Wendy knows; otherwise, why would he<br/>still have returned, generations later, for spring cleaning. (It\'s only<br/>now that Wendy\'s noticed that there\'s another girl\'s made her way to the<br/>corner; she\'s only noticed because of the way Pan\'s been flitting back and<br/>forth between Wendy and the newbie.) It\'s not a question of specifics,<br/>whether it was this year or thirty later; a hunter\'s memory doesn\'t work<br/>like that. for instance, he may not remember the markings of this<br/>particular one that got away, but he\'ll remember how it escaped him, and<br/>learn from his mistake. the next one won\'t be so lucky. (It looks like<br/>Alice, as far as Wendy can remember the story.)<br/><br/>Tink\'s a streetcorner slinger, her vials<br/>deadly as any Doc\'s lead. though her<br/>munitions glow magically, Wendy\'s<br/>never known a child could resist turning<br/>dusthead. Tink: I did it all out of love<br/>Wendy knows it, she does, if the batch<br/>is poisoned, it\'s all Pan\'s fault. Pan\'s<br/>the man, really, it\'s him as turns \'em<br/>all on; it\'s not my fault I love him, and<br/>all his eyes fall upon<br/><br/>we, Wendy thinks, are the world\'s last and best hope to laugh at itself.<br/>all the death it machines so efficiently, wrapping pretty pink meat up<br/>beneath breathable plastic. it was the best way to turn a profit out of<br/>the war, you know. after all, do you know how much it costs to raise one<br/>head of cattle! just to turn out a few burgers, a steak or two, a<br/>shepherd\'s pie?! \'twas lucky we learned a way to produce petroleum from<br/>the bones, eh? we, Wendy thinks, professional mourners at the unending<br/>funeral. I wish we could get paid.<br/><br/>Alice doesn\'t like scones; they make her all big, an alien in her own<br/>pretty skin, and although Wendy\'s just politely offered her one, she must<br/>reluctantly decline. and as soon as she sees the thwarted look on Wendy\'s<br/>face, she knows she\'s made the right decision. Pan has no truck with big<br/>girls, they both know. But the vial? That, Alice doesn\'t know – she can\'t<br/>remember what happened the last time. So she asks:<br/><br/>'Will this one make me big?'<br/>Tink and Pan give simultaneous, knowing chimes. And Wendy only looks ready<br/>to spit acid.<br/>'No, no, no. This one makes you fly.'<br/><br/>So now they\'re all flying, though Wendy hadn\'t wanted to tonight – there<br/>was a show to see, after all! – but with Alice out she\'d had no choice.<br/>Michael\'s the worst of them all, already flying higher than any of the<br/>rest, even Pan, and still chasing a gaggle of those silly little azure<br/>ones, looking for more, though no one else can see them. Wendy calls out<br/>after him to come down, but he just calls back, \'no, Mother, I don\'t want<br/>any tea,\' and then everybody else is giggling, Alice worst of all. Alice<br/>hates tea.<br/><br/>Wendy can tell Pan\'s got something else on his mind. they\'re all<br/>fluttering like wraiths now, and Pan passes an eggshell-smooth hand<br/>through Wendy\'s cloacal periphery, fluttering lithe fingers across her<br/>ivories, which then emerge clutching a placenta-dripping egg. \'one less<br/>babe sacrificed to old daddy Cronus,\' he says and Wendy frowns; he\'s<br/>always calling her Daddy Darling that, and her dreams are now filled with<br/>images of him (and she couldn\'t say which she\'d rather it be) sliding into<br/>her bed to impale her with a huge stylus of scrimshawed bone. in the<br/>dreams she\'s always the size of a voodoo doll, or so it seems, so she<br/>can\'t say whether the stylus really is a spear, or merely a pen. \'this one<br/>was doomed not to be a mommy,\' Pan\'s saying with that weed-whacking grin<br/>of his, and with a comical windup, hurls it down to the city below, where<br/>it explodes in pigeon-shit monochromatics upon the helmet of a riot cop,<br/>momentarily arresting his feverish nightsticking of a protestor crowned in<br/>sprigs of datura.<br/><br/>Wendy sees the city splayed below, Cartesian two-dimensionality where the<br/>flatlands allow, spiraling into extra-Euclidean space where earth sweeps<br/>up from sea in sensuous hill slopes. below the sea an oblivion just barely<br/>scintillating with refracted light. she thinks of lives as those shards of<br/>luminance on the deep obscurity of time\'s restless sea, but then, that<br/>would imply the necessity of a source, a moon to scorch the darkness to<br/>life. much better the city itself, a more conveniently humane metaphor;<br/>Cartesian subjects arrayed on a Cartesian grid. localizable, thus<br/>knowable, coordinates. pick your number you\'ve a name, a desire, a status.<br/>Space states us. Not, \'I think…\', but \'I occupy space…\'<br/>But then, what is she, bereft of streetcorner now, floating up here in the<br/>silence the Boys\' laughter hardly penetrates?<br/><br/>he says he knows the story\'s always say it\'s mother who bore death into<br/>the world. pandora\'s box, eve\'s apple – the hero he \'not born of woman\',<br/>or at the very least, \'of virgin\', of woman not woman but girl, thus<br/>unpossessed of eve\'s state of death. he says he knows it\'s he – he\'s seen<br/>the maggots erupting from pirate\'s and redskin\'s fallen flesh – the maggot<br/>that he carries worming its way into the other.<br/>he\'s never let it touch her yet.<br/>each body she encountered was, inevitably, his. though she could not be<br/>sure in what way(s) she meant that. \'meant that\'; there is something to<br/>question: did she ever \'mean\' it, or even state the thought? in the end<br/>the questions are fruitless before the fact. one way or another he<br/>possessed them as surely as she possessed them (they her?). whether it was<br/>her obsession that was medium, carrying him through her flesh to swallow<br/>each isolate body she pressed herself against, or whether it was in the<br/>most minute perception of details, the thought that this one\'s nipples<br/>were neither pierced nor as small and prickling pink as his, or that this<br/>one\'s hair was an oil spill of tentacles next to his field of windblown<br/>summer wheat, the fact remained, more solid than each body she rushed<br/>tidally against. in the end it was the former possibility which was the<br/>more terrifying: that in her flesh\'s loneliness, it\'s aching distance from<br/>him, his cells had somehow come to occupy the yawning space between her<br/>own, filling her up with the negation of him, which roared endlessly out<br/>to consume each new boy, each tender lass, till the grey light of dawn<br/>found their eyes all iris-night, their flesh repulsive as an ancient<br/>maid\'s.<br/>though he was the very potential of boy to become man, become murderer,<br/>though locked in hairless flesh through exile, he had never seemed so<br/>feral, so fearful, as the night Tink realized that – just as another<br/>pitiful joy pumped fitfully, a remote and thoughtless engine, into the<br/>fleshly ends of her thighs.<br/>nighttime. we are never closer to the estate of beasts than when we are<br/>thirteen. hovering on the cusp of some cataclysmic change...tectonic<br/>siftings just beneath the sheaths of dead flesh that slick us – oil on<br/>ocean waves – pushed up and back and aside by corpuscular magma, up<br/>through the cracks in us, in the shell of \'innocence\', newfound<br/>imperatives resculpting once genderless flesh into a named cast, the mold<br/>an alphabet of teeth have carved from the hull of flesh and bone. forever<br/>worrying the pink flesh that webs cheek to jaw, the web dissolved to<br/>ragged threads the tongue\'s blind worm shoulders aside.<br/>these the soiled intimacies we embrace. the glut that is their glory,<br/>their fetid musk a paean to things denied, the lightless grottoes we can\'t<br/>abide, the humors they secrete. Tink thinks. watching Wendy watching Alice<br/>watching Pan, a Bermuda triangle of eyes in which countless dreams shuttle<br/>back and forth, into and out of lost regions, never to reach their charted<br/>shores. the naked writhing that hurtles from those eyes! they are all<br/>flying now, the world slipstreaming along torsos webbed in lace, an<br/>incessantly discarded lover, and all they all can think is Pan. Pan the<br/>man, the boy-man, the panic that shutters them to goose pimples.<br/>all through the ceremony – Alice\'s rite of passage – she nurses that<br/>throbbing, the exquisite brevity it enshrines and translates into memory,<br/>restorative storage. his mouth upon her breast, the angry, scarlet eye his<br/>mouth transubstantiated in its angry suckling. from nipple into gate,<br/>throbbing moment of intransient passage, portal to a pulsing, intransigent<br/>life. this is the one, the only, amelioration for this moment, watching<br/>Alice, in breathless waiting, throbbing off into the kiss that will, she<br/>thinks, poor girl, give her life, as the rabbi\'s words quickened golem\'s<br/>clay flesh, redacted genesis.<br/>",
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     biog:"John Moore Williams is the author of three chapbooks: I discover i is an android (Trainwreck Press, 2008) and writ10 (VUGG Books, 2008) and, with Matina Stamatakis, Xenomorphia (Wheelhouse, 2009). His visual and verbal works have appeared  in Word for/ Word, Other/Clutter, Otoliths, Turntable / Bluelight, BlazeVox, Shampoo and elsewhere. His work has also appeared in the anthologies &Now, Avant-Garde for the New Millennium and Ectoplasmic Necropli.",
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     author: "Stephen Webber",
     role: "Author",
     title: "Tulip Temple",
     text: "In spring on the sidewalk rehearsing vowel sounds.<br/><br/> <br/><br/>'I would love to be able to lift weight with sunshine,'<br/><br/>she spoke with a strong, perfumed French accent,<br/><br/>the kind that pronounces La Sorbonne and Mont Blanc<br/><br/>without error and in almost every sentence.<br/><br/> <br/><br/>'Sounds rounder,' her friend corrected in a voice like hers,<br/><br/>'I comprehend I feel it too these sounds are hard.'<br/><br/> <br/><br/>Please repeat. 'I would love to be able to lift weight with sunshine,'<br/><br/>chin held high, wrists full of airiness.<br/><br/>Her friend took heart. 'Mmm, oui. Again.<br/><br/>Your ahs  your ohs– like his, rounder more round.'<br/><br/> <br/><br/>The weather grew warmer, the wind relaxed<br/><br/>we moved inside her downstairs house.<br/><br/>She tested my ear, whispering.<br/><br/>'I would love to be able to lift weight with sunshine.'<br/><br/> <br/><br/>'The phrase you turn is marvelous,' said I.<br/><br/>She sat here, and spoke soft.<br/><br/> <br/><br/> <br/><br/>----------------<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>This guy Charles next to me,<br/><br/>I notice pairs of things,<br/><br/>people holding hands.<br/><br/>His cowboy boots, her actual glasses.<br/><br/> <br/><br/>unpaired objects, pairs in things,<br/><br/>the man selling shaved ice from the back of his pickup –<br/><br/>there is a side of him I never see.<br/><br/>The same is true for him of me.<br/><br/> <br/><br/>Charles recalls his earlier intoxicated chanting of<br/><br/>Yomaloma, yomaloma, convinced it means something.<br/><br/>'Back in the days of Earth First,' he says,<br/><br/>'Ed Abbey and me would do such-and-such.'<br/><br/>Charles goes on like that. <br/><br/> <br/><br/>I toss pebbles at the washed-out road<br/><br/>to smooth it out, make it reflective,<br/><br/>you know, like me.  Each house along the street<br/><br/>deserves to be atop a little hill,<br/><br/>I remember dripping near the beloved\'s pool:<br/><br/>'You\'re exactly what I want,<br/><br/>everything about you is right,' she said, I stood naked.<br/><br/>Yomaloma, yomaloma, says Charles,<br/><br/>twice, so it exists.<br/><br/> <br/>-----------<br/>",
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     biog:"Stephen Lloyd Webber has had poetry published most recently in Sous Rature, Whiskey Island Magazine, Western Humanities Review and Yellow Medicine Review. I have flash fiction forthcoming in Skidrow Penthouse and a literary essay on Sun Ra\'s poetics in Black Magnolias. I serve as associate editor for Puerto del Sol in Las Cruces, where I live with my wife, painter Jade Boswell.",
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     author: "Stephen Webber",
     role: "Author",
     title: "The Scarf Exhibit",
     text: "She spoke with the old man long enough to finally coerce him to transform water into seaweed, and the<br/><br/> <br/><br/>seaweed dispersed into snakes. When he was done he transformed her into a multicolored scarf and she<br/><br/> <br/><br/>floated downriver through serpents and seaweed. A snake bit through her – the museum where she hangs<br/><br/> <br/><br/>today had not known this was the cause of the mend. She washed in a water source, her essence changed,<br/><br/> <br/><br/>her appearance was made presentable.<br/>",
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     biog:"Stephen Lloyd Webber has had poetry published most recently in Sous Rature, Whiskey Island Magazine, Western Humanities Review and Yellow Medicine Review. I have flash fiction forthcoming in Skidrow Penthouse and a literary essay on Sun Ra\'s poetics in Black Magnolias. I serve as associate editor for Puerto del Sol in Las Cruces, where I live with my wife, painter Jade Boswell.",
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     author: "Changming Yuan",
     role: "Author",
     title: "Yellow Comedy",
     text: "Using my yellow tail<br/>   I yellow-swam<br/>   From the Yellow River<br/>   As a yeast of the yellow peril<br/>   Against the yellow alert<br/>   In yellow journalism<br/><br/>   With a yellow hammer<br/>   And a yellow sheet<br/>   I yielded to the yellow metal<br/>   At a yellow spot<br/>   Close to Yellowstone<br/><br/>   People call me yellow Jack<br/>   Some hailed me as a yellow dog<br/>   When I yelped on my yellow legs<br/>   To flee from the yellow flu<br/><br/>   Speaking Yerkish like a yellow warbler<br/>   I have composed many yellow pages<br/>   For a yeasty yellow book<br/>   To be published by the yellow press<br/><br/>   Don\'t worry, I will yell low.<br/>",
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     text: "Marcel Hoon, dressed completely in black, stood on the empty tomb of H. Logenback and spoke slow and clear to the presumed mourners:  you flat-nose sons-of-bitches, hear me, hear me.  You must understand that H. Logenback was not a man of distinction but of distillation, his mind I mean.  So, you look at me funny as if I don\'t understand my own message.  But there my friends you are mistaken!  This message is not for you tin-heads, you Malcodian haters, you sidewalk glancers, you Dada worshipers.    What I said is not a reprieve, but an oblation, a sizable reduction of your airtight stigmatas.  Crush me if you can but you\'ll not crush the revelry here.  What was that Mr. Slogan?  You driscoordination distention?  Come, come, good friend, where are your forced metal voices now?  I\'ve got it in my hands Mr. Blocker, don\'t you worry none sir, don\'t you worry Mr. Rennco, I\'ve got your concept.  Do you remember the size of his hound?  I remember the size of that son-of-a-bitch well!  There he is now chewing on your Remington?  Winchester?  Hey Zeller!  You remember that day, that day in Cuba, Alabama, after the dog kennels arrived, that day when Joe shot all them ducks?  You remember, I know you do, that day when Sally was slapping herself having listened to too much Lana Turner.  You son-of-a-bitch get off my shoes.  Now, there was that time we were harvesting wheat and this dead bastard here Logenback turned to me and said, 'I decree ye as the Harvestor of Cut Breaths.'  Yes he did ladies and gentlemen, he sure did.  He got it from a book the darn fool.  I told that son-of-a-bitch I was going to slash his goddamn throat if he didn\'t get his damn discoder right.  Johnson was right out there on the fucking turnpike.  I saw the son-of-a-bitch myself!  No, they wanted to go crabbing the durn fools!  On the 1088 they were trying to blast him but they couldn\'t get him.  So they were going out there messing with the toggle switch when that boat blew up.  Throw the cats back in the water; throw all the cats back in the boat dear friend of the Epicurean family of solid members and of the hundred-dollar prize.  Back in Swahili they were doing it, doing it before dawn round the campfire, for at least 10,000 words but they didn\'t get the Freudian slip thing right; that was before I fired him.  With all the sucking and murder, what would you expect?  I mean they were out there dying to get back, no control though, and then their last infraction, an experiment going, and so we tied the dog back on the leash and had our way with him, trying to get things tight I guess.  What do I care?  What with the strain of one voice, hell, I didn\'t create the End of History.  They were trying to say it but they didn\'t know how.  What?  When?  Don\'t go starting again.  Do you know how goddamn long it has taken to get this right?  Do you know how much pain I\'ve had to go through to get this right?  Bound forever by two means and two heartaches.  The Creator wouldn\'t have it that way.  What were you trying to think?  Well, let me tell you, it was disembodiment, and the longer we waited the worse it got, and Johnson over there wasn\'t having any of it.  All form and no content makes Johnson a bad boy.  They got all the fishes out of the water but they were stone dead, ready for market, but the market was closed, so we took them to Nigger Joe, but Joe was having whisky problems, so we gave them to Carolyne, but Carolyne was having a bad case of the greenmind, so we left the fish on side the road in a bad way.  So we got to the point where we couldn\'t persist anymore so we went to the Bayou Club in downtown Oxford, that town next to Batesville, or is it Seville?  All those Yankee towns sound the same to me!  What about you Fred?  You still married to that detestable bitch you found on Magazine Street?  The one with the good lips?  I told you once bastard not to refrain.  We didn\'t go burrowing, we stayed right here disconnecting.  So what?  The problem is that any sentence you put into existence could be your last, or worse yet, your future.  But he has his eyes on the goddamn shutter again; I told him not to go doing that, doing that, to those tortoise shells.  But he\'s got that goddamn Isidore Ducasse with him again, what do you expect?  So she had to go weaving tapestries again, tapestries of dead brains.  Su Conto wasn\'t that way, he was tabiculum, that is Latin for table or basket, you choose.  No, not that again, I\'ll have to burn that tape.  It\'s obvious that I\'m trying to hide something, aren\'t you the scholar?  You Friedman Holmes?  You bad painter?  I told you not to use oils shithead.  Armadillos with all the good wigs and black migs, of the Dolorian.  So, they got to where they couldn\'t do it any more; so we had to search them real good and hard on the backs of their heads.  No, the ambulance was broken but they did import some good used morphine.  It was tedious out there; we shouldn\'t have told all our secrets at once.  It was black inside.  They went and filled in all the cracks, silly bastards of Lords, with the biographers and wine, and I haven\'t had no alcohol in 10 years, long before the coma and the special training.  I have what they\'ve been wanting for years but I ain\'t telling Southmoose, not this time around.  Perhaps some other time when the moon is a little better and the tide\'s in sprinkling the shore with bits of glass and seaweed, in rushing jet streams.  Yes they got the croakers; they were there; I saw them as well as you did.  I told you to stop it with the ideas.  Falling back on the thing?  Me at once?  And all today.  Where\'s Will?  You done gave up on Bill didn\'t you?  I didn\'t.  He\'s here in my back pocket; that\'s where I keep him, clean and crazy, where the goddamn transom broke before I could use it.  Heart full of pain and dead animals.  It wasn\'t very soothing the way he headed the Pass, kept the publishers off his back, off his wife too, away from the sewers, and back to the liberating forces of Dichum-mic-kill red everyday the last rites of the english jew who found prayers to be useless and typifying lost words in dark puddles.  It was what he couldn\'t Will that hurt him.  I can do this with my eyes closed.  Naw, I lie, I am right now, as you are a-piercing, doing this with closed eyes.  When he got there, we were all told to get back and hold our tongues.  I wasn\'t faking it like I am now.  Precambrian dreams assuage me to the end my brothers, dear reader, sweet reader.  Come close and I\'ll give you a jar of your own Palastone, no, not the immobile, those dumb asses who keep trying, dry words, who never tell a secret like you want them to.  It\'s hard work but someone has got to do it, someone\'s got to tell, and absolutely not for their own goddamn good.  Who do you think I am, Ibsen?  Delacroix?  Or that Irish tyrant by the name of Clay?  I mean goddamn Mr. Sand I didn\'t get a Ph.D in English literature for nothing, didn\'t get it to amuse you soft flackers of ratdish hate and black skkêêpés.  Of the swans, there are a lot that have died and will die on the river Styx.  Well, when they did, I slapped them on their backs and writhed them a good time.  That\'s the way I am.  I\'m very forgiving when they\'re kind, still can\'t spell though.  I didn\'t go to a good school; they didn\'t try me too hard.  That was smart of them.  It\'s tiring on the fingers and eyes, not to mention the eyes, I mean, when they bleed or cry, or spear-out goo.  Well, they had ten coullers, I said, but they couldn\'t blast it out of me.  So I had to get it at the fork of the road while there was still time to get it at the fork of the road while there was still time to get my Gamosepalous together, before the reds got there to spoil all the fun and swing out my vodka that I had to pay a lot for because of the Adam curse of the old school.  They had ten but only used three, the characters, but bless them, bless them, god bless them for all their mistakes of fatigable softness.  Someone had to say it, why not me?  When you get there, let me know and I\'ll be there to pay the rent and give them the food bill for my dogs and chinchillas and goldfish, Henry and Red, the two black ones.  No, keep Marcel on the grave, ambiguous and weak these days, they got him over there walking the pipeline, they played a bad joke on him, and ditched the dogs on the way to the trial.  We went there, but the coons were gone and so we hunted possums for a while, and then the rabble came with all these spades and hoes.  That was a time of pure release, pure relief system, back when a spade was a spade and I was an engineer, with thoughts and feelings, penmanship too, when I had my keys but no choice.  So you got over there and they told you all that?  No, not Prof. Carrithers, what would he have to lose on such a day as this, a lot, goddamnit, a lot!  Not surprisingly, he\'s a little mute recluse from the old days, back before that hound in a tree story your dad told you about.  But they got out of here and then left, and didn\'t leave a message for my dear old nonreferential dad.  They tried to say something bright but it wasn\'t in them, the brightness faded out, and so they lost, I tried to help them, but stubbed my toe on the way, before I lost my grip and fell head first into the wall, lost my front teeth, cried a lot, and then it was down and out like it\'s supposed to be.  I don\'t know, man, they had their kites.  Why do you keep saying they?  It was he, not they, who did it to me.  He kept pushing his hair out of his eyes and it was quite annoying to see such a one as he do that for no reason at all, and then it was all about his asparagus, he could talk about asparagus for hours on end, saying nothing, but forgetting nothing, and one really did learn a lot about asparagus, and nothing else, and as my wife has informed me, he was eating the asparagus in the wrong direction.  Go-Go comes forth and holds out his hands and begs me to undo him.  But it is not in me to embrace, and Go-Go was a very long time ago, back before I could even talk good.  Well, I showed Go-Go, I flushed him down the toilet.  Well, and Go-Go showed me, he\'s been getting his revenge ever since.  So, he got to pushing his hair out of his eyes a good while before we got down to good normal conversation, not the philosophical stuff, too intellectual for him, but we talked for hours about the Kashmir and Vermilion gods till sundown.  There were spots on the wall so we talked about spots for a while, and then we talked about 'Percy in Dust' and 'In the Black Cradle,' which are stories, stories I wrote just for you all.  What about that Barn Owl that cooks for you all?  Who cooks for you?  Who cooks for you all?  You bastards?  For you bastards everything is a joke, but I\'ve got news, news that should be howled out in the desert, I\'m not a comanche or a Magi, sorry, I didn\'t mean to disappoint you, I just wish I liked you a little, to give a little respect, but you\'ve forced me to this, you let me in.  Well, Cora and I were getting by with it and we were driving up some mountains in Idaho and came to this store, and in front of this store was a sign that read:  Come and Get Yerself a Drink.  Well, you\'ve got to keep going till you sweat your eyes, bone your face, and flatten the stomach.  I mean, come on, it\'s the American way.  Wouldn\'t want you to feel left out or anything on this cold night in Georgia.  If you get to the top, let me know and I\'ll see what I can do.  I\'m full of all sorts of tricks to help you get through the night and so forth.  Really, I\'m not that bad once you get to know me, it\'s just that I don\'t like to be hassled.  I\'m sorry, it\'s one of my hang-ups, call me old fashioned, not a thing I can do about it.  They taught me that in Catholic school, back in the day of expressions, ideas – C\'mon Samos, let\'s get on with it.  So you were sitting around being resuscitated?  Being or predicting your fate?  Shouldn\'t do that old man, shouldn\'t do it.  Didn\'t they teach you anything at all, all those eighty years, all home on the range and such?  So be it, there it is.  Some flown thing on the edge of thought.  Beckett was reverting back to something previous, right?  Ten creations carry us through then they die and we die and the world is a better place for God to kill again and again for nothing and everybody is ashamed of him and for his creations, fluid to insanity, and the stage must be so clean, so clean, good god, never more!  Never more!  Stop yanging over semantics you black eye of a bitch of one and twenty.  Teutonic and desultory, stop trying to piece me back together again.  It won\'t work, I promise you, it won\'t work, it never has, it never will.  Get turned on by the same old evil box, opening and reopening, looking or me, but you do badly, you will do badly here, I know you will, anyone would interest me more than you do.  No Teutonic abhorrence, I\'m all out, so what do you do?  One, two, three and then presto?  I swear you wouldn\'t like it here  I just know you wouldn\'t want to go home and be like the stars and moon or whatever it is these people keep yapping about?  So be it.  What piece of flap has to be there?  Well, Marcel Hoon, they got the arrogant rabbits out again, but it didn\'t help this time.  It was too close to his brain, what do you think?  Pure jazz man, pure jazz, and so what about it.  Pure gut of evening and severed tongues.  No nagging worms my friend no nagging worms, hell-bent on destruction.  Mind is a complete blank, write on dust, write on water, no, write on white dust in red letters.  A field marshall came up and slapped me in the face.  I turned and broke that bitches\' arm.  Now, what\'s surprising, the slip-knot?  The ambrosia?  Signs from god?  The clairvoyant?  Surprising the elephant?  The clairvoyant eye has failed to see Logenbach\'s entry, stage A and B, not Z.  This is all a puzzle to get you through the day.  The word becomes clear through the absence of thought.  When we got back we were looking for a reflection, but Toga was not to be found in the greek amphitheater.    Like a line bent back on itself, we had to go forth into woods, into fields, in search of melons, and candleberry, and stethoscope, and above all syncopation, the R and W, to implant and distribute and desultorize, and imbulgations of Mohammed II, Zoroaster and Conrad, the existentialist, no, not Conrad, never Conrad, herein the disaster of the Profound God, and above all the lost coin that had his name, that fell off the camel\'s back and found later by the lion in the desert, a baby behind him holding a mirror, a very profound mirror, relating all and nothing, nothing to hold onto, and further, nothing to support, nothing to go by, nothing in the reflection of nothing, a solid thing, good for the heart and good for the soul, an alternative to what....used for money, the coin, used for money by the innocent child who lived in the stone house way out in the desert of Zarbo, a confused child no less, a little slow, that is, stupid, like Roland Barths, who couldn\'t come to conclusions, who had philosophical inquiries, a little stupid, a little demented, flash of green light, a little lost, a little stolen, no French and no Latin, an ignorant child, not very bright, like Roland Barths.  It was a bit like survival which in any case carries no rewards for the humble of the Malcodian forest.  That was the thing you couldn\'t get blasted about after hearing their dark utterances, their yearnings, all the sad faces in a row, in a yearbook, all the sad faces of public and private education, no difference, or very little, very little difference in anything really, when you get right down to it, doesn\'t matter, nothing matters, nothing ever will matter, except this:  all cops and shrinks and lawyers must die across this grand wide country of ours.  To be free and so forth.  It\'s all a big book, it doesn\'t matter where you begin or end or end and begin – it is the tension of writing itself which is at stake, nothing else, the blood tension, you can find the doctrine for yourself in Saint Genet by the terrible child.  So, I said, it is the tension of writing itself that is at stake and the more superfluous power of knowing, of knowing there have been many many fools, far too many, so many in just this past year, not to mention the whole of the century that is now coming too a close on us, like a spiked net, imagine that.  But so much for the perplexities of suspected icons of jabberwockys of yore.  Come on now, don\'t be doubtful and then jealous, it will pass; it can do nothing else but pass, best thought first thought through the colors the blindness and the same tremendous song stuck in my head, my intelligence is out for lunch, but I\'m trying I\'m trying, no extra points for trying, don\'t revert, that\'s the sin here, at this burial, at this funeral, and don\'t forgive them anything they can use here, that\'s another sin, and the fire lives between whatever isn\'t much, isn\'t much to talk about or wonder about, not enough to remember or forget, I\'m working on a novel here, remember, and that\'s not an easy task.  But blast my Isidore you bastards of H. Logenback.  I\'ve been hating him for a long time and now it\'s good that he is dead, and better yet, no kin worth speaking of.  Try to get them trilliums out of the way, don\'t bring a color code, or a meat code, or any code, I\'ve got my head in the clouds ain\'t misbehaving.  I don\'t have no quote for you.  Like ten thousand explosions, like ten thousand people pushing their hair back before suppertime.  Give me that absolute bell and that absolute white, I like it better there, better than this suspension of color don\'t need anything but comes out no trace of where I\'ve been.  More honest than you know who, maybe even better, but I fear worse and let me die better than him, Clay, I mean, let me die better than him, it\'s all I ask, and I keep trying to get this thing out, well, why not?  You\'ve got those splinters still in your forehead rabbi?  Mr. Jenkins knows, he\'s always known.  Why wouldn\'t he?  That was a silly affidavit you wrote up.  And John Higgins died too, just last week, after the crab festival in Slidell.  That day on his deathbed he winced and ‘bout lost his bearings, and didn\'t care anymore, didn\'t know how to care anymore, didn\'t need anything anymore, didn\'t need nothing but me and John Black.  It was, or is, the chemical explosion of stars you say?  What of the alienmatic?  Did it do any good this time?  It really doesn\'t matter what goes on.  Stop it with that referring and stop begging on issues that are completely irrelevant to your existence as a human being.  It\'s all enclosed in a big vault somewhere.  Just to be behind the eyelids scares me into supplication enough for the both of us.  There\'s a long line to the cemetery, on that we can all agree.  I\'m just about finished.  I wouldn\'t lie to you, not in my nature as a petrified man.  Carbuncular explosion again, try to get it right the second time around baby.  That you tried is all that matters, here, here...so much here and so little do we owe to be here, without pulse, without word.  Wrap ten strings around the world and say good-bye.  I mean, they got all the goddamn skin, what you worried about it for?  Just circling around in a large room, there\'s nothing to it, get away from the two-dimensional cyclone if you can.  It was all kinds of funnels and all kinds of tunnels, all kinds of neat tricks, but they couldn\'t see past it, wouldn\'t leave out one word, the evviil bastards - eerie unto themselves – of the green glass I boast a literature.  It was a flap of tin beating against a steel pole.  I recorded the sound one day, out in Ebbing, Louisiana, when I was about ten or twelve, and so what about it?  Demonetization is a real pity, somehow you\'ve got to create your own ambition but it\'s pretty hopeless, then, maybe not.  But there\'s not anything between the first and last thing that really matters.  What matters is Sapo, and getting rid of Sapo, getting rid of Sapo\'s not so easy, not so hard....",
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     biog: "Larissa has been published in Barrow Street, Fulcrum, Rattapallax, Drunken Boat, MiPOesias, Big Bridge, and many other journals; she has had recordings presented by Madhatter's Review, We, Rattapallax, Idiolexicon, i-Outlaw, Wordsalad, Teachers and Writers Collaborative Radio, ICORN, Nefarious Bovine Radio, Indiefeed, and Noboarders Radio. Larissa translated the Russian Futurist opera Victory over the Sun by A. Kruchenych; she also recently contributed translations to the anthology Contemporary Russian Poetry published by Dalkey Archive Press. Larissa is a director of TWiN Poetry, an informal international collective of recording poets and their listeners. Larissa Shmailo\'s poetry CDs Exorcism (SongCrew 2008) and The No-Net World (SongCrew 2006) are frequently heard on radio and Internet broadcasts. Her new chapbook is A Cure for Suicide.  Visit Larissa at http://www.myspace.com/larissashmailoexorcism",
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     biog: "Suchoon Mo, a Mad Hatters\' Review composer, is a former Korean Army lieutenant and retired academic living in the semiarid part of Colorado, with his wife, a dog and a cat.    He is a loner who writes poetry, composes much, and photographs nature.   He is a martial art black belt (taekwondo) and officiates at championships on national and international levels.   In summer time, he goes hunting with his air rifle, and shoots grass hoppers.   Birds usually clean up the scene of killing.   He is a voracious reader but he doesn't read novels anymore.   They are too long and too wordy.   He likes occasional coffee.   He pours sugar in a cup, then pours coffee.   This minimalist procedure of coffee drinking eliminates the use of spoon.   His approach to poetry and music is similar.   The ultimate objective is to create poetry with no word and music with no sound, and find truth which is not true at all. ",
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     text: "<table width='100%' valign='top'><tr><td>raconteur<br/>j\'aimerais bien que vous sachiez aimer<br/>l\'arbre pendant de toutes differences et<br/>tenir comme le manifeste d\'un dieu nu&eacute;<br/>la derni&egrave;re blessure d\'un coup d'oeil malveillant<br/>duquel la Terre Tremblante et Effac&eacute;e<br/>se r&eacute;tire loin du gazon destin&eacute;<br/>&agrave; se prostituer parmi les champignons<br/>des décombres et les pens&eacute;es sanglantes qui disent<br/>La-Voyez!  aux larmes d&eacute;sunies tomb&eacute;es<br/>de chaque brin cultiv&eacute; des anges et g&eacute;n&eacute;raux<br/>dans le contretemps reductible entre ceux-ci <br/> qui cherchent une r&eacute;sistance et ceux- la qui<br/>ne recherchent rien q\'un type du ciel<br/>du soleil au ciel<br/>  dont la grande aile enjamb&eacute;e<br/>frappe contre ce plus petit soufflement<br/>o&ugrave; la question une fois s\'est parfaitement trouv&eacute;e<br/>avant que l\'histoire s\'est tomb&eacute;e s\'est tromp&eacute;e <br/>&aacute; se recr&eacute;er guerri&eacute;re appellante de l\'ab&icirc;me<br/>qui maintenant ne peut rien faire que se souvenir<br/>de rapeller des vœux et voix crois&eacute;es <br/>demandantes <br/><em>mais<br/>qu\'est-ce que c\'est</em></td><td valign='top'>raconteur<br/>i\'d so much like for you to know to love<br/>the pendulous tree of all differences and<br/>hold like the manifesto of a naked god<br/>the last wound of malevolent glance<br/>from which the trembling and obliterated Earth<br/>withdraws from the grass destined<br/>to prostitution among the mushrooms<br/>of ruin in bloody thought that says<br/>Look at It!  to the divided tears fallen<br/>from each blade cultivated from angels and <br/>generals in the reducible offbeat between<br/>these who seek resistance and those who<br/>look for nothing but a guy of heaven <br/>of sun in the sky<br/>whose grand enjambed wing<br/>slaps against this little breeze where<br/>the question once found itself perfectly<br/>before history fell to fooling to make<br/>itself over in war calling from the abyss<br/>that now can do little more than <br/>remember rappelling from crossed voices<br/>and vows wanting to know<br/><em>but<br/> what is it now</em><br/></td></tr></table>",                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
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     biog: "Leigh is a poet, writer and collaborator whose recent poetry show, Presente! ran in Minneapolis.  In addition to her spoken word CD Just War, released in 2004, Herrick\'s poems, essays, music, and videos have appeared in a variety of print and electronic journals.  For more information please visit: www.mnartists.org/Leigh_Herrick ",
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     author: "Karen Garthe",
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     title: "Hotel Sleep",
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     biog: "Karen Garthe\'s poetry has appeared in Lana Turner, New American Writing, Chicago Review, Denver Quarterly, VOLT, American Letters & Commentary, Colorado Review, etc. Her book \'Frayed escort\' won the 2005 Colorado Prize. She lives and works in New York City.",
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     author: "Karen Garthe",
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     title: "Old City",
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     author: "Karen Garthe",
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     title: "Champagne Blondes and Little Scrap of Irony", 
     text: "<a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/pdfs/champagne_blondes.pdf'>Click to read</a> in pretty format.",                                                                                                                                      sources: "",
     biog: "Karen Garthe\'s poetry has appeared in Lana Turner, New American Writing, Chicago Review, Denver Quarterly, VOLT, American Letters & Commentary, Colorado Review, etc. Her book \'Frayed escort\' won the 2005 Colorado Prize. She lives and works in New York City.",
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     author: "Barbara Maloutas",
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     title: "Possession", 
     text: "Every time she mispronounces a word she moves the foot at the end of her crossed leg, up and down. For instance she has trouble with \'pneumonic resonance.\' I am trying to listen, to be a good listener and follow the messages that are being transmitted through her reading of her paper. It is all so sonic and requires an interior listening on my part. This is her sonic event, one housed in her physicality. It wouldn\'t be as bad if the shoes, coordinated with her dress, didn\'t have straps. Unfortunately the corridors of my mind are quite empty now as I ignore her sonicism and attend to my inattention represented by this record. When she ends her sentences with a slight inflection, it is unbearable. What she says is lost, at least on me. I take a thread of escape and run to play outside the text, perhaps outside the very house housing those empty corridors. When something is too open something happens, a slight breeze wafts through those halls barely touching the ground, but so surely there—I float. The message of one\'s gravity becomes obsolescence.",                                                                                                   sources: "",
     biog: "Barbara Maloutas is the author of In a Combination of Practices (New Issues, 2004) and Practices (New Michigan Press / Diagram, 2003). Her work has appeared in journals including Aufgabe, FreeVerse, Segue, Tarpaulin Sky, Good Foot, New Review of Literature, bird dog, dusie, elimae and Greatcoat. Her work is anthologized in Intersections: Innovative Poets of Southern California (Green Integer, 2005) and online in the 5th Anniversary Issue of Segue (Miami University-Middletown, 2006). In 2007 Beard of Bees out of Chicago published an online chapbook, Coffee Hazilly; Segue published a series of poems and an essay on writing; and Pronominal Pleasures was a finalist with Rose Metal Press. Maloutas teaches book structures and book arts at Otis College of Art and Design in Los Angeles. Her manuscript, the whole Marie, won the 2008 Sawtooth Poetry Prize and will be available in January, 2009.",
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     author: "Amy Bernays",
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     title: "Bernays Gallery", 
     text: "<a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/maria_texting.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/maria_texting.jpg' width='100' /></a>, <a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/marrie.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/marrie.jpg' width='100' /></a> <a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/mount.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/mount.jpg' width='100'/></a> <a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/shes.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/shes.jpg' width='100' /></a> <a href=http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/summer.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/summer.jpg' width='100' /> </a><a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/the.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/the.jpg' width='100' /></a> <a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/zohand.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/bernays/zohand.jpg' width='100' /></a>",                            sources: "",
     biog: "Amy Bernays is an artist and writer in Los Angeles, California. Bernays graduated with a BA(honors) in Fine Art from Central St Martins, London in 2001, before moving out west. Shortlisted for the Mercury Prize in London in 2006, Bernays\' work is gaining momentum. Exhibited in galleries in Los Angeles, London and Edinburgh; Bernays is a prolific, persistent and engaging artist. <a href='http://www.bernays.net/' target='_blank'>See her online gallery here.</a> ",
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contents[47] = {
     author: "Davis Schneiderman and Joe Bisz",
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     title: "The Quick and the Lead", 
     text: "<a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/quick.htm' target='_blank'>The Quick and the Lead</a>",                            sources: ["Hotel Sleep", "Old City"],
     biog: "Joe Bisz is an Associate Professor of English at CUNY Borough of Manhattan Community College. He has taught courses in Science Fiction, creative writing, and gender & sexuality studies. His poems and novel chapters have popped up in various journals, including Diagram, Romantics Quarterly, Blueline, and Rattlecat Press\'s Coloring Book. He has edited the rather languagey literary journal <a href='http://potionmag.org'>Potion</a> and continues to be obsessed with all things Victorian. <p>Davis Schneiderman is a multimedia artist and writer whose works include the forthcoming novel Drain (Northwestern University Press 2010), the novels DIS (BlazeVox) and Abecedarium (Chiasmus); the co-edited collections Retaking the Universe: Williams S. Burroughs in the Age of Globalization (Pluto) and The Exquisite Corpse: Chance and Collaboration in Surrealism\'s Parlor Game (Nebraska, 2009); and the audiocollage Memorials to Future Catastrophes (Jaded Ibis). His creative work has been accepted by numerous publications including Fiction International, The Chicago Tribune, The Iowa Review, and Exquisite Corpse. He is Director of Lake Forest College Press/&NOW Books, an editor of The &NOW AWARDS: The Best Innovative Writing, and he directs the NEH-funded Virtual Burnham Initiative. He can be found, virtually, at <a href='http://www.davisschneiderman.com/'>davisschneiderman.com</a> ",
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     author: "Terry Wright",
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     title: "SacrificialDriveBy", 
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	 sources: ["Stolen Car by Karen Garthe", "Frayed Escort by Karen Garthe"],
     biog: "Terry Wright is the author of five books/chapbooks of poetry.  He teaches creative writing at the University of Central Arkansas.  He is the Associate Editor of 'The Exquisite Corpse Annual.'  He is also a digital artist.  See for youself at <a href='http://cruelanimal.com'>http://cruelanimal.com</a>.  Terry believes his sunrise can beat up yours.",
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contents[49] = {
     author: "John M. Bennett",
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     mashable: false,
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	 sources: ["My Ink", "Possession", "Monroe Gallery"],
     biog: "John M. Bennett has published over 300 books and chapbooks of poetry and other materials.  Among the most recent are rOlling COMBers (Potes & Poets Press), MAILER LEAVES HAM (Pantograph Press), LOOSE WATCH (Invisible Press), CHAC PROSTIBULARIO (with Ivan Arguelles; Pavement Saw Press), HISTORIETAS ALFABETICAS (Luna Bisonte Prods), PUBLIC CUBE (Luna Bisonte Prods), THE PEEL (Anabasis Press), GLUE (xPress(ed)), LAP GUN CUT (with F. A. Nettelbeck; Luna Bisonte Prods),  INSTRUCTION BOOK (Luna Bisonte Prods), la M al (Blue Lion Books), CANTAR DEL HUFF (Luna Bisonte Prods), SOUND DIRT (with Jim Leftwich; Luna Bisonte Prods), BACKWORDS (Blue Lion Books), NOS (Redfox Press), D RAIN B LOOM (with Scott Helmes; xPress(ed)), CHANGDENTS (Offerta Speciale), L ENTES (Blue Lion Books), NOS (Redfoxpress), SPITTING DDREAMS (Blue Lion Books), ONDA (with Tom Cassidy; Luna Bisonte Prods), 30 DIALOGOS SONOROS (with Martín Gubbins; Luna Bisonte Prods), BANGING THE STONE (WITH Jim Leftwich; Luna Bisonte Prods), FASTER NIH (Luna Bisonte Prods), and RREVES (Editions du Silence).  He has published, exhibited and performed his word art worldwide in thousands of publications and venues.  He was editor and publisher of LOST AND FOUND TIMES (1975-2005), and is Curator of the Avant Writing Collection at The Ohio State University Libraries.  Richard Kostelanetz has called him \'the seminal American poet of my generation\'.  His work, publications, and papers are collected in several major institutions, including Washington University (St. Louis), SUNY Buffalo, The Ohio State University, The Museum of Modern Art, and other major libraries.  His PhD (UCLA 1970) is in Latin American Literature.",
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     author: "Deborah Monroe",
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     title: "Monroe Gallery", 
     text: "<a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/monroe/2onbike.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/monroe/2onbike.jpg' width='100' /></a> <a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/monroe/covershot.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/monroe/covershot.jpg' width='100' /> </a><a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/monroe/crux.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/monroe/crux.jpg' width='100' /></a> <a href='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/monroe/P7120001.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/art/monroe/P7120001.jpg' width='100' /></a>", 
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     biog: "Deborah Monroe is from Rochester, N.Y.  She has lived in and/or showed (mostly graphic art and paintings) in Germany, Switzerland, and England, as well as the United States. Her work has been included in biennales in England and Norway, and she was awarded Lowick House and Royal Society honors in England. She is represented in private and state collections. Currently teaching in South Central Los Angeles and documenting \'local color\' as you see here. <a href='http://www.lulu.com/'>http://www.lulu.com/</a>deborahmonroe or <a href='http://www.blurb.com'>www.blurb.com.</a>",
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     author: "Joe Bisz",
     role: "Masheur",
     mashable: false,
     sources: ["Fricasseed Filipina", "Stickland", "Bernays Gallery"],
     title: "My Wife, Fricasseed, in Stickland", 
     text: "<a href='http://bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/bisz/MyWife-Frame2.htm'><img src='http://bunkmagazine.com/madbunkers/layout/bisz/MyWife-Frame1.jpg'>See Joe Bisz\'s My Wife, Fricaseed, in Stickland</a>",
     biog: "Joe Bisz is an Associate Professor of English at CUNY Borough of Manhattan Community College. He has taught courses in Science Fiction, creative writing, and gender & sexuality studies. His poems and novel chapters have popped up in various journals, including Diagram, Romantics Quarterly, Blueline, and Rattlecat Press\'s Coloring Book. He has edited the rather languagey literary journal <a href='http://potionmag.org'>Potion</a> and continues to be obsessed with all things Victorian. ",
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     author: "Joseph Harrington",
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     sources: ["The Dwarf", "various texts"],
     title: "Variations on a Theme by Patricia Carragon", 
     text: "1. Dwarf Song<br/><br/>Milk of amnesia, <br/>felt-tipped & fresh from the fairy,<br/> consumed by the mystery of events<br/> consumed under <br/> the beard he deleted,<br/> forgotten Sunday back street<br/> <br/> Author\'s meal, author\'s name.<br/> This long mystery <br/> whites his Montague:<br/> why amnesia as to what<br/> the searches overheard<br/> at walk\'s door.<br/> <br/>He forgets to go pixilated;<br/> using a character,<br/>he becomes part tale,<br/>events sans forgotten, <br/>an extra-long milk sequel. <br/>He\'s the tale that wags the dwarf.<br/>He\'s after his damn brunch.<br/><br/>The \'on\' pen<br/>leaves the known alone,<br/>jots pedestrians.<br/> The \'had\' drops,<br/>finds forgetting <br/> a felt-tipped tale.<br/>Chin thoughts check<br/>ask for thought,<br/>the dwarf\'s dwarf pocket <br/>fairies away foulest browses.<br/> <br/>Dwarfdom pays. <br/>Time\'s abbreviated <br/>fried white life written:<br/>author strokes author<br/>egg does egg<br/> <br/><br/>2. Dwarf Catalog (with Walt Whitman)<br/><br/> <br/>The pure contralto sings in the organ loft,<br/>The sad-eyed dwarf walks alone on Montague Street,<br/>The carpenter dresses his plank, the tongue of his foreplane whistles its wild ascending lisp,<br/>The dwarf wears an extra-long beard made from fried egg whites, <br/>The married and unmarried children ride home to their Thanksgiving dinner,<br/>The dwarf searches for the fairy tale long forgotten,<br/>The pilot seizes the king-pin, he heaves down with a strong arm,<br/>The dwarf meanwhile drops by a used bookstore,<br/>The mate stands braced in the whale-boat, lance and harpoon are ready,<br/>The dry dwarf browses the shelves under fairy tales and finds what he\'s been searching for,<br/>The duck-shooter walks by silent and cautious stretches,<br/>The author uses his felt-tipped pen, he deletes the dwarf\'s name on the pages, <br/>The deacons are ordain\'d with cross\'d hands at the altar,<br/>The dwarf leaves the bookstore forgetting why he came at all, <br/>The spinning-girl retreats and advances to the hum of the big wheel,<br/>The author is at the café next door, chews on the dwarf\'s beard as part of his Sunday brunch,<br/>The farmer stops by the bars as he walks on a First-day loafe and looks at the scotch and rye,<br/>The dwarf doesn\'t realize this until he strokes his naked chin, <br/>The lunatic is carried at last to the asylum a confirm\'d case, <br/>The dwarf suddenly forgets his own name and becomes pixilated,<br/>(He will never sleep any more as he did in the cot in his mother\'s bed-room;)<br/>The author does not recognize his own character, sans beard,<br/>The jour printer with gray head and gaunt jaws works at his case,<br/>He is consumed by the mystery of events mixed with the low-fat milk of amnesia;<br/>The malform\'d limbs are tied to the surgeon\'s table, <br/>The dwarf can\'t remember the author\'s name,<br/>Which is removed and drops horribly in a pail;<br/>The quadroom girl is sold at the auction-stand, <br/>The author finishes his meal and nonchalantly asks for the check, (I love him, though I do not 	know him,)<br/>The machinist rolls up his sleeves, the policeman travels his beat, the gate-keeper marks who 	pass,<br/>Two pedestrians flee across the street,<br/>The young fellow drives the express-wagon,<br/>The author pays his bill and leaves a generous tip,<br/>The half-breed straps on his light boots to compete in the race,<br/>The western turkey-shooting draws old and young, some lean on their rifles, some sit on logs, <br/>Out from the crowd steps the author, jots down his abbreviated thoughts, puts his pad and felt-	tipped pen back in his coat pocket,<br/>The groups of newly-come immigrants cover the wharf or levee, <br/>And there\'s that goddam dwarf again (though I do not know him, if I see him again, I will kill 	him); <br/>The eggy-chins hoe in the stubble-field, the overseer strokes the table, <br/>The bugle calls in the ball-room, the gentlemen run for their partners, the dancers bow to each 	other, <br/>The author walks away, consumed by thoughts of writing a sequel,<br/>The Wolverine sets traps on the creek that helps fill the Huron, <br/>The author remembers when his life was a fairy tale;<br/>And these tend inward to me, and I tend outward to them,<br/>And such as it is to be of these more or less I am,<br/>And of these one and all I weave the song of my dwarf. <br/><br/><br/>3. Dwarf Reform (with Barack Obama)<br/><p/>I recently heard from a sad-eyed dwarf from New Jersey, who wrote that he walks alone and wears an extra-long beard made from fried egg whites. But his policy goes up at least 20 percent each year, and today he searches for the fairly tale long forgotten – his highest business expense besides a used bookstore. He\'s already had to browse under shelves to find what he\'s been searching for, and he may be forced to delete his own names by strokes from a resident author\'s felt-tipped pen. </p><p/>He wrote, simply: \'I am not leaving the bookstore forgetting why I came at all, I just want the author to chew on my beard as part of his Sunday brunch.\' Day after day, I hear from dwarves just like him. Authors worried they may not realize they have an egg-white beard if they walk away from the table, or finish a meal and nonchalantly ask for the check. Fairies who fear they may be recognized without their beards, or be consumed by the mystery of events, if someone in their family has a pre-existing amnesia.  And small business dwarves trying to remember the author\'s name. </p><p/>These are the mom and pop cafes and bookstores, streets and fairy tales that support families and sustain milk. They\'re becoming pixilated and going berserk, from Wall Street to Montague Street. And, as shown in a new report released today by two pedestrians fleeing across the street, right now they are getting crushed. Because they lack the bargaining power that large persons have, and face bills and generous tips, dwarves, fairies, authors, and other mythical creatures pay up to 18 percent more for the very same abbreviated thoughts – thoughts that eat into their brunch and get passed on to the table. </p><p/>As a result, small dwarves are much less likely to put pad and felt-tipped pens back into their coat pockets. Those that do tend to have less generous strokes. In a recent survey, one third of small dwarves reported cutting their unshaven chins. Many have dropped walking altogether. And many have shed eggs, or shut their thoughts entirely. </p><p/>This is inconsumable, it\'s unforgotten, and it\'s going to change when the author writes a sequel to that forgotten fairy tale into law! Under the reform plans now in the sequel, dwarves written at a time when the author\'s life was a fairy tale will be covered. </p><p/>This debate is not a fairy tale for these dwarves, and they cannot afford to keep waiting for reform. We owe it to them to finally mix with lower-priced generic milk of amnesia – and to take it earlier that morning. Thank you. </p>",
     biog: "Joseph Harrington is the author of _Poetry and the Public_ (Wesleyan UP) and of the forthcoming <i/>Things Come On (an amneoir)</i>, from the Wesleyan UP poetry series. His creative work has appeared in <i>Hotel Amerika</i>, <i>Otoliths</i>, <i>Fact-Simile</i>, <i>With+Stand</i>, <i>Cricket Online Review</i>,  <i>P-Queue</i>, & others. He teaches at the University of Kansas in Lawrence, USA.",
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     author: "Joseph Harrington",
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     sources: ["THE MAD GIRL WOULD JUST AS SOON HAVE RERUNS OF NIGHTS HIS FACE WAS ALL BLOW UPS","THE MAD GIRL FEELS LIKE THAT DOLPHIN"],
     title: "Two Poems Composed of the Words of Two Poems by Lyn Lifshin", 
     text: "<b>After the Past</b><br/><br/>Dolphin girl remember<br/>the tangy chlorine ambience<br/><br/>you pulled against it<br/>His charm lightning<br/><br/>reeled you in<br/><br/>*<br/><br/>Tree girl stays where<br/>the wild shadows are<br/><br/>She can\'t escape <br/>the slithering <br/><br/>that final stain<br/><br/>*<br/><br/>Joshua feels trapped<br/>in the driftwood docks<br/><br/>mad out of it like<br/>the night bleached<br/><br/>leaving it his <br/><br/><br/><b>Hudson hurling</b><br/> <br/>it was taking a course<br/>all the way to the wharves<br/>toward mad nights<br/>and flaking away<br/><br/>with the smell of her coats<br/>of that grease and mustard motel<br/><br/>but she\'ll like what\'s gone<br/>though her something was more <br/>in as much as that was better<br/>without what\'s best <br/><br/>she fingers her lips <br/>plunges in nights <br/>where her face ends<br/>leans in<br/>even takes the blow<br/>smack ups like reruns<br/>on nights before you said yes<br/><br/>would she have been nothing<br/>if she were just wrong<br/><br/>soon trains dissolve in nights<br/>driving the dead back up<br/>",
     biog: "Joseph Harrington is the author of _Poetry and the Public_ (Wesleyan UP) and of the forthcoming <i/>Things Come On (an amneoir)</i>, from the Wesleyan UP poetry series. His creative work has appeared in <i>Hotel Amerika</i>, <i>Otoliths</i>, <i>Fact-Simile</i>, <i>With+Stand</i>, <i>Cricket Online Review</i>,  <i>P-Queue</i>, & others. He teaches at the University of Kansas in Lawrence, USA.",
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