In addition to your diploma, you will Receive:
  • Upon graduation, a job in the local manufacturing industry
  • Free t-shirt - "Pub Crawl '02"
  • Used Trapper Keeper
  • Phone book filled with crossed-out numbers
  • Eviction notice from the trailer park
  • Thick yellowy bags under your eyes
  • Wildcatetts T-shirt
  • "I went to a campus related to U of Bunk" window sticker
Grab bag: Child, personal relationship with a honey at Squat-n-Eat, Bimonthly cold sores