James Eblesworsth
Year: 1.0
Hometown: Middlebury, CT
Major: Cyebrnetic Memory Grafting
Minor: Sub-Atomic Matter Whirling
Job: CTO of Microsoft
Fav. Class: Relational Calculopolminary Infraction
Activities: Cold Fusion Shots at the Fraz Lab.
Fav. thing about Bunk Tech: dt + 1/27g (If you don't get, you won't get it)