In addition to your diploma, you will Receive:
  • Hair Pick
  • Fly flare pants
  • Large orange-tinted sunglasses
  • Cleopatra Jones movie poster
  • Pimpin' hat or boa
  • Foxy demeanor
  • George Foreman Convection Oven
  • Extra-wide, extra-long American car
  • Knowledge of several Martial Arts
  • Confused relationship to your racial identity