Foreign?

Bunk City's international student program offers on of the best ways to come to the United States and study in an a non-rigorous learning environment. Though six-hundred times the cost of in-state tuition, the International Student Program gives children of wealthy European, Asian, and African financiers a second chance at obtaining a U.S. education without all the perils of having to learn English or mastering academic disciplines. Because you're good for diversity, you international students keep this school alive socially and fiscally.

Assimilation Track:
We will help you learn what it takes to be thought of as American. Learn how to skate by on C's, grown apathetic towards domestic politics, learn a lackluster work-ethic, develop ignorance towards global geography, become recalcitrant towards parents and distant from family, practice slang.
Free with program: An American Nickname or first name. Nguyen becomes Missy, no problem!

Also our special Domestic Worker Track.