Thank you for filling out the Census 2000. Your Census information is now being filed!
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Now that we know you a little better, we can try to govern you with more authority and competence.

Here is your receipt:

Score: 75 out of 1000 overall

Patriotism: 32% Wealth Status: Low Priority
Electorate Status: Insignificant
Sex Appeal:6.5 out of 10
Threat to Government: Minimal

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To: Doug@census.gov
(Doug Berger: U.S. Bureau of the Census intern)

CC: all@info.gov
(FBI, INS, USPS, NTSB, ATF, DOJ, HUD, IRS, FTA, EPA, House Ways and Means Committee, and SPCA.)

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