They say with boys you need to watch out for pee streams when you are changing him. J.B. is a match for any boy in this respect. She is number 1 at number 2.
By the numbers: Stats for #2
Velocity: 30 miles per hour
Viscosity: 3 (on the ten point water (1) to molasses (10) scale)
Distance: 4.5 feet.
Color: orangish brown.
Staining capacity: 98.7%
Projectile: more rifle stream, than shotgun.
Records
Viscosity: 3 (on the ten point water (1) to molasses (10) scale)
Distance: 4.5 feet.
Color: orangish brown.
Staining capacity: 98.7%
Projectile: more rifle stream, than shotgun.
Most memorable change:
3 diapers
2 changing pad covers
12 wet wipes
4 outfits.
2 changing pad covers
12 wet wipes
4 outfits.
Longest Baby sleep: 7hrs
Most diapers changed before noon: 14
Longest Mom continuos sleep: 5 hrs.
Shortest Mom sleep in a night: 1.5 hrs
Songs of the Father
Since our daring J.B. was born, I've realized just how few words of songs I know.
On top of that, most of the children's songs I do know just aren't all that nice.
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