Ai-kendo (better than you)

The Ancient Art of Passive Aggression
Aikendo Masters
Throughout history
The Belt Sytem:
Socrates: Drinks hemlock after longest recorded apology.
Jesus: Lets himself be crucified, causing years of guilt.
Ghandi: Comes to tea, but eats no crumpets.
Marquis de Sade: Passion Agression.
Joan of Arc: Plays the "Burned-at-the-Steak" card.
Henry David Throreau: Civil Disobedience and Pond Sitting.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: Civil Rights March or In-your-face Jay Walking
Timothy Leary: Psychedelic Aggression.
Unabomber: Package Agression. bunk

Aikendo uses a simple belt system similar to that of other budos.
  1. Brown leather.
  2. Brown Leather with cast-iron eagle belt buckle.
  3. Suspenders.
  4. Sansibelt: The pants which need no belt.

Each belt also has a series of notches. As you loosen the belt a notch, to make room for your evolving belly, you gain a rank in Aikendo.
 

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